Kate

I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. Calvin and Hobbes

[Kate @MsKateD]

@SarahMillican75 Swinging?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@C4 @EnvAgency @SAS_London_ I can’t believe that in the week ‘Dirty Business aired, Dawlish has sewage pumping into the sea, and has been doing for over a month. Utter scoundrels. What are you doing about it @SouthWestWater?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@sainsburys The step by step instructions say ‘To convert, select the matching 8 digits from your unique eGift Card numbers, from the drop-down menu’ but there is no drop down menu! I’ve tried on the app and online and cannot work it out!

[Kate @MsKateD]

@sainsburys no response, not even a bit of sympathy for my hangover?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@sainsburys you’ve broken my poor hungover heart! This is not the bacon I need, I need crispy fat, not just meat!

[Kate @MsKateD]

@sainsburys @gemajesticb I’m having the same issue. How on earth do you add the gift card? I’ve lost HOURS to this!

[Kate @MsKateD]

@TSB trying to apply for a new account, got all the way through and it won’t let me submit! So annoying!

[Kate @MsKateD]

@SarahMillican75 hi, are you doing the Christmas natter you’ve done previously?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@Matt_Pinner An oven?

[Kate @MsKateD]

#allangeloarthotel beautiful even in October in the evening

[Kate @MsKateD]

@_dpd_uk How do I claim back a fee I paid to have you deliver on a Sunday that you failed to do?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@fesshole I’m afraid I call bullshit, having lived in Louth since 1988, there has never been a balcony at the cinema.

[Kate @MsKateD]

@RoyalMail how do I speak to someone about a parcel marked as delivered but hasn’t arrived?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@WeAreOpenreach I have done, and I've seen a transcript where YOUR staff won't help without a reference number! Refuse to look up via address.

[Kate @MsKateD]

@WeAreOpenreach OMG how hard is it to get an engineer to come and have a look at an address? Do none of your engineers drive, is that the issue?

[Kate @MsKateD]

@sainsburys hi I had an order delivered yesterday but my Mars Bar ice creams are missing :-(

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Along with prep time and cook time, recipes should include tidy up time and the number of pots and pans needed. You can then immediately dismiss any recipe that uses more than 2 pans and takes longer to clean up than it does to make.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

There is what was called a Twitterspat between Hugh Grant and Piers Morgan

It clearly illustrates the difference between a well-educated mind and a lazy, sloppy tabloid one

NB: The man who is defending Murdoch has taken millions from him. Hugh and I choose not to work for him

[Kate @MsKateD]

@AsdaServiceTeam trying to place an order but the website won't accept any of my cards?