Jessica Lee

This is why you don’t make a school Twitter and then leave aforementioned school?

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

We really just stopped caring about niceboy ed, huh? I’m kinda disappointed in my Swifties rn.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

I officially have no idea how Snapchat works anymore. Please take me out back and old yeller me. I am so old and frail.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Lord, what I could do with just one OUNCE of the hubris Ticketmaster has after that queue and missing VIP boxes…..

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

@wsoctv It’s a little insane that it’s been almost 6 hours and, according to the outage map, a crew hasn’t even been dispatched?

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

The charger finally arrived. And it is more beautiful than I ever could have imagined: a playlist with “Body Language” by Jesse McCartney (ft. T Pain) as track 1 has “Hey Soul Sister” by Train as track 4. Absolutely unhinged behavior.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Gonna resurrect this beaut. The stories she will tell….

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Absolutely devastating. My God.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

The way people stand up the second the plane lands is never not shocking. The little gateway thing isn’t even connected yet! The door isn’t open! Where y’all going?

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

I promise you, you have never seen someone settle into an airplane less gracefully than when I do it. A ruckus. A flurry of apologies. An absolute impediment.

[Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch]

remember when Tom Hanks got COVID and we were like oh shit this is serious

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

I don’t understand shackets. Is it like a fleecy alternative to a windbreaker?

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Nothing is ruder than the materials drop off bin at the public library being closed for Labor Day. Sincerely, the person in front of the materials drop off bin at the public library.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

No AC in my school building again. Classrooms are already at 79 degrees. Half of our campus is out, so we can’t even float. Way to go, CMS!!

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Just another day in a public school classroom!!! Still 2 more hours in the school day (with windows that do not open and class sizes of 36 students)…

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

The way that the DNC has used and abused my phone number and email is really something. Friend, I’m asking you to cease and desist. No, I will not chip in $3.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

But what TIME is bid day at the University of Alabama?

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

I get to walk to the library tomorrow and snag some books, and I feel the Earth healing, tbh.

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

@lili_margarita I’m a sportz girlie now

[Jessica Lee @MsLeeMaverick]

Five minutes into watching Hard Knocks, and I am going to need name placards for every single person, all of the time. I don’t know a soul, HBO. Come on.