Molly Sloane

CEO of feeding young cattle

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

This is what weakness looks like.

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Tanning easy is nice until you sit outside and you have awkward tan lines within 10 minutes

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

My dad has resorted to drinking Busch Light because the can says “For The Farmers” 😎

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica, if you know you know

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

@dflint454

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

If I can’t play Colter Wall at my wedding then I’m not going

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Life goal: make enough money to not qualify for a stimmy check ever again

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Me being obsessed with how my truck looks? No way.

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

The things I would do for a Bloody Mary right now

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

All Time Low hits different in the tractor

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Don’t leave anything in your cart on Custom Offsets because they will email you every day to remind you 🙃

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[aerosmith's "don't wanna miss a thing" plays at target]

me: another banger

guy in the next stall: ok

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[Erin Holbert Bunch @ErnHolbert]

direct deposit: $1400

me at the JD dealership: sooooo, what kinda deal can you make on an 8rx

[idk anymore @littlespoonking]

Returning online orders is too much of a hassle. I just take my L and go about my day in misery

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

Taking a nap on a leather couch with the window open and a fuzzy blanket is unbeatable

[Faber @dfaber84]

My Parents: Kids, we grew up walking in a snow storm, uphill both ways, to go to school.

Me: Kids, when we grew up we went to school.

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

@dflint454 Imagine sending death threats to someone else’s dog because they’re doing dog things 🤡

[Molly Sloane @MSloane15]

If you delete Snapchat or any social media I don’t want to see a post about it, delete it and move on

[Erin Holbert Bunch @ErnHolbert]

I don’t know if people know this or not, but you can actually keep scrolling past an opinion you don’t agree with without commenting on it