Marissa

she/they • lover of cats + coffee • 🔯🏳️‍🌈

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

I start all my emails with “I hope this finds you well,” but just know that I am saying it ironically.

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

#TheBatman was so good. Proud of Robert Pattinson for becoming the brooding Batman we needed.

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

A Hoosier standoff is cars at a four-way stop all waving for each other to go until you all die of starvation.

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

Me: working in social media isn’t just about making stupid memes, it’s a serious and time-consuming aspect of marketing

Also my calendar:

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@kscrizzle95 @morgncam Meanwhile my angel Tofu is like 11 lbs and the vet said she’s “the biggest she can be and not be obese” 😭😭 I think they’re insane

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@LouisatheLast They’re the solution for the queers who want to sit on the floor but have bad backs ((me))

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@luciewright16 No matter how fancy of a place I’m at I usually revert back to rum & coke by the end of a night out. That or a dark n stormy which is basically the same thing. 😅

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

Tired of seeing products behind “see clerk for assistance” locked cases in low income neighborhoods. Today I saw that the body wash at the CVS is locked up??

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

Not me screeching bc I finally got @KeithHabs sauce for my bday after wanting it since the LAUNCH

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@AllisonLCarter 🎈 🐈

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

May or may not have been crying for 85% of watching Spencer. Heartbreaking. On a positive note, Kristen’s performance was incredible.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Lucy Dacus has two herniated discs, but rather than cancel last night's concert in Detroit, she performed the entire show lying on a couch https://t.co/FKcTnPpqY1 @lucydacus

[Ashley Meehan @ashleydmeehan]

The social team: last to find out, fastest to respond

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@morgncam We spent like four hours on ours and they were rejected bc my partner has changed their legal name in the last year so the IRS thinks we’re frauds 😭🤬

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

@sheissylvia The way I can your attitude all the way from there

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

It’s “player in Florida” for me.

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

"some of it just looks nasty" - kayla sims, in the new york times

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

The ableism here is so gross

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

So, the city of Indianapolis does not shovel sidewalks.

It also does not monitor for compliance that property owners are shoveling, even in busy areas.

Here's what you're supposed to do: https://t.co/azvq3oAfsB

[Marissa @MSmithKenny]

Also free range eggs! We left Kroger last night with everything we needed because no one cares about oat milk or whole grain bread. 😅

[Robert "Bob" Scheer @bobscheer]

Remember Hoosiers, as you rush around snapping up all the pre-storm bacon, Wonder Bread, and gallon jugs of milk, there's plenty of fruits&vegetables, whole grain bread, and soy milk available.