If you are going to be petty be Richard or Tom

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@wlthyaccountant If your office is in space!

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My 9 yr old is really starting to argue everything, and we may not make it through the Summer.

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@KJSAcct @parkerjlathrop @KeithASchroeder @TaxHacker @MrJerryOC is there too

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Me before calling a client for a scheduled meeting:
Check pen works
clean sheet of paper
Have phone number pulled up
client file open

Client
Oh let me go back inside
oh let me find my stuff
oh let me find a pen

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@KJSAcct @sister_slay Remember when we were able to get off formula was like getting a raise!

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@SparkleCate No bit now I probably will thanks a lot!

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@MrJerryOC I remember thinking that was a real kangaroo that was trained

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@IraGilligan @andreacpa0 Did not know there were creams specific for necks

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@CPATaxTeam What are podcasts?

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@LoZabransky If you have to start a gofund me to cover legal bills this maybe the first gofund me I ever give to.

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@IraGilligan @andreamacdcpa @Taxguy33962 How about "One 2 many ROBS"

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@IraGilligan @andreamacdcpa @Taxguy33962 "Unknown ROBS" "Mistaken ROBS" "Inadvertent ROBS"

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@DebFoxFinancial @JomgThe I was just trying to be silly

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@JomgThe @DebFoxFinancial You can retire at 45 then unless you like avocado toast

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@DebFoxFinancial @JomgThe I make coffee at home that is why I will retire at 55

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@nickmeals

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@taxgirl Werewolves of London

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@BrooksBrownEA Hopefully bringing her back too?

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@Taxsavvyjessica Be cool Ok things to remember:
1) Don’t start doing tax planning unless they ask for your advice
2) ignore it they pay for lunch on a business card. In fact ignore any remotely shady tax things they mention off hand
3) if she is a sports fan QB means quarterback not QuickBooks.

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@nickmeals @DailyTaxMemes They don’t call it American cheese over there?