SaltyGram

Solid Gen Xer, gamer, music lover, sci-fi/fantasy nerd. I hate these bios things, whatever. No DMs or you get a block. No Crypto.

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@j3lqingt0n @ProdigalThe3rd Yeah, because I don't make my tax check out to Elon now do I?

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@SaltyGoat17 Dear God PLEASE?!

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@nicksortor Escape from New York was prophecy.....

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@Excellentsalvic On paper.

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@TeamTrump47 @LightOnLiberty And you care between hits, yes?

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@EmbracingTara Absurd, yet flacid.

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@hissgoescobra But trans on the lawn flaunting their tits for the world to see us ok. Hypocrit.

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@Soaringeagle45 Oh my!! Wait.. damn, no change. On with my life....

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@CatB99261688 Preach!

[Primrose @Primrose771646]

@SenSchumer

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Based!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[SaltyGram @MSophoe]

Let's Go my fellow Texans!!

[@XTexasGirlX @XtexasgirlX]

TEXAS IS WIDE AWAKE

Standing room only.

Every seat filled. People lined the walls. Overflow spilling into the aisles.

Hundreds showed up for a lunch and learn on Sharia law right here in Texas.

Amy Mek stood with Congressman Chip Roy, Rep. Keith Self, and State Rep. Brent Money.

They are building the Sharia Free Texas push to keep one American law for all.

Here is the honest truth.

Sharia operates as a complete parallel system covering marriage, inheritance, crime, and rights that directly conflicts with constitutional equality and due process.

Texas lawmakers are drawing a hard line with a growing caucus to stop any foothold.

America built its strength on one set of rules applied equally no matter your background or belief.

Europe’s experiment with accommodations has delivered no go zones, parallel courts, and growing division.

Texans packed that room because they refuse to repeat those mistakes.

How many more cities need to see this reality before the rest of America acts?

[SaltyGram @MSophoe]

Prophetic?

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 - 𝟭𝟮:𝟰𝟳 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟲.𝟭𝟯.𝟮𝟲

The Obama Library ten years from now will be a “Mecca” for those who hate America! President DJT

[SaltyGram @MSophoe]

@RepThomasMassie @kevinUSA100 Oh please... you sound just like those you rail against.

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@Nuked4Every1 If I could, 2 huts, 1 hit and him hitting the floor.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Professor Turley on Graham Platner 🔥

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🤣🤣🤣

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@GigaBeers @MisyDP It's not a wrongful conviction. It was proven he murdered Metcalf. Is it wrongful because he's black? Karmelo's family ar3 leeches just trying to make a buck off their son's incarcerated life. These race hustlers are despicable.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

The entire Iran conflict still cost LESS than the Minnesota Fraud.

Let that sink in.

Time for real accountability in Minnesota.

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@Terfs_R @Moshery1971 Lol thanks! I needed that laugh first thing in the morning!