Michael Sparger

Lafayette Indiana...Sports and WWE fan!! Chicago Cubs, Dallas Cowboys, Orlando Magic, Purdue

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

CHICAGO CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES NOVEMBER 2ND 2016!!!!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[David @dqveed]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

@LegionHoops Mosley is just terrible

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

@OMagicHQ The fact he survived this entire season was embarrassing. He has been an awful coach!

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

@SamOlbur Much more likely that this is just what he is and the first half of last year is the outlier.

[Tyler Black, MD @tylerblack32]

Obama: 11, including a guy who fired 25 rifle rounds at the White House.

Biden: 5, including one arrested 4 miles from his house with an AR-15 and a checklist ending "execute."

Harris: 2 federal prosecutions.

Clinton: a pipe bomb intercepted at her home and a militia.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Why is trump just standing behind the curtains watching??????? Thats right. Its STAGED. Fake!!!!!

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Ashley St. Clair confirmed the WH runs group chats telling these accounts what to post. Within minutes of shots fired tonight, before there was any news of casualties and before the President said this exact talking point, this was the chat in real time.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

i swear to god they actually did a false flag to justify the white house ballroom. not iran, THE BALLROOM lmao

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

@Marcus_Mosher You and @McCoolBCB are truly the best

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

this actually happened

this is not AI

wtf are we doing folks

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

Caleb Downs was No. 5 on the expert consensus board.

And the #Cowboys got him at 11.

[NFL @NFL]

With the No. 11 overall pick in the 2026 @NFLDraft, the @dallascowboys select Caleb Downs. @NewEraCap

NFL Draft on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

CALEB DOWNS TO DALLAS!!!

LETS FREAKING GO!!!!!!!

[Michael Sparger @MSparger1]

@Marcus_Mosher I'm ready to be disappointed by Miami

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

Here are my top-100 players in the 2026 NFL Draft:

[Bernard Taylor @BTForCongress]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[JC Hoops @JacksonCollier]

My dad got tickets to The Masters one year and took a friend of his. Apparently they were walking around the grounds, marveling at Augusta's beauty and what have you. Normal stuff for a really cool experience.

At some point, they got hungry, so of course went to get some food. Everything was inexpensive, great. Part of the charm. My dad told his friend he had to get the pimento cheese, because that's *the* thing to do at the Master's (no clue if that's true or not - my dad's words).

His friend just said okay, got a pimento cheese, wolfed it down, and that was the end of it.

That night, back at their hotel, the friend got ill. Like, deathly ill, getting sick, fever, hives, the whole thing. They went to a hospital and the friend recovered enough for them to drive home. To this point, my dad still had no clue what in the world had happened.

By the time my dad drops his friend off at his house back in Arkansas, he said to my dad: "those pimentos will get you!"

This man was allergic to pimentos. Ate the pimento cheese sandwich anyway. When my dad asked why in the world he ate the sandwich anyway, the friend responded with: "I wanted the full Master's experience!"

I think of this story every time I see a Master's menu.

[Tony Jones @Tjonesonthenba]

Peak Kevin Love was 26 points 13 rebounds and 4.4 assists per night on 39 percent from 3 on 5 threes a night

It’s more likely twitter has forgotten what peak Kevin Love was