Ruth Martin

Rambunctious

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My kids like to play "what would you rather". Example would you rather have honey on your hands for the rest of your life or fart spaghetti?

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Vegan child has informed me that I am still "breastfeeding" because I put milk in my coffee....#lattelove

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I won a meat tray at the local club. The vegan child couldn't believe I was carrying a "tray of flesh" #veganhorror

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@melranno don't pretend you've never been that hungover that you can hear and feel your brain!😖

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I can hear my brain.

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Small child has named all the toilets in the house. They are all named the same thing. They are all named older siblings full name. #wow

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@melranno a babysitter

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My kid told me if she won a million dollars she would buy a helicopter, a house with a pool and a butler and give me 50 bucks. #geethanks

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When there are penises on tv, it's time to go to bed! #peaceout

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Telling the vegan teen it's ok to eat placenta because nothing had to die...going well...

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The best way to bond with a 9 year old is to start a karate fight

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Waking up to a child line dancing and singing timber....

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I'd only be rich if you cooked me in butter and cream

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2014. Best year ever (hopefully)!!

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Body atlas reveals where we feel happiness and shame (http://t.co/0JykHhG0RH)

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@trustyourheart trying to what?

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@melranno but do I want bieber and 1d people to follow me! #whatishappening

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New Years resolution, figure out how to tweet.

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Does anyone really use this site?

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Hello World :)