DionneMigwi

|Dee-on| Mother. Psychologist.Volunteer.Daughter. Sister. Auntie.GodMother.Lover.Friend.Titan. Kenyan.

[DionneMigwi @MssDeee]

Convenience is built through inconvenience..

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Women, please stop ignoring early signs of unkindness. A man who is comfortable being rude, dismissive, impatient, or inconsiderate in the beginning usually doesn’t get better with time. Leave early.

[Mwirigi Wa Kibaki @KingOfMeru]

Did you know......

To have a net take-home pay of exactly KES 70,000, you need to earn a monthly gross salary of approximately KES 101,150.

31k taken by Ruto so that he can hire private jet.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

What if one day we find the CIA /mi6 file on ourselves and it just says “retarded, low threat, autistic”

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The thing I don't understand about these shows is that it feels like hanging out with the type of people I actively dislike

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Wallahi niwahi skia mtu amefanya Botany anataka kuwa president tena.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

I’ve ignored the discourse surrounding lateness as a moral failing because punctuality is my biggest pet peeve and if you can’t be on time for anything I think less of you as a person since you have no respect for me or my time

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

G Moi actually said this ??? Give me some popcorns😂

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You’re an idiot

[. @njorogehhh]

"polisi mzuri ni yule amekufa" is a pretty good statement

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

God forbid a bitch showing signs of age at almost 300 years old.

[Sheila @SheilaLMaina]

Wouldn't be able to coz what if he's telling his friends there's a guest who won't leave his house?

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We Stan an aware King