KatieF*ingMartin

Irish Queen, SPA Prez, Bailey’s Mom, Runner, Traveler, Still Single.

[KatieF*ingMartin @MsShamrock2010]

In preparation for the second coming of my 21st birthday tomorrow, I wanted to re-share this gem from my personal hero:

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@courtneycjohn One time, a guy tried to hypnotize me on the bus. Now that I think about it, that’s not so bad. At least he didn’t touch me!

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@TWSaint @StPaulSaints @AA_Baseball Congrats on your long season!!

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@steveskavnak Ew. Was it me?

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@Wendys *Fire in the hole!*

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At the age when I’m finally starting to appreciate Diane Keaton’s scarves and turtlenecks.

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@SenSchumer @realDonaldTrump #FAKEADMINISTRATION

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@BacheloretteABC nation: Blink if you’re not a robot. Luke P:

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Impactful statement from Jon Stewart on funding for 9/11 first responders.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: Jon Stewart's full statement before House cmte., demanding additional funding for 9/11 victim compensation fund, which is set to expire next year.

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: Time! It's the one thing they're running out of."

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@Kenny_Osborne Poll: Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, George W Bush or Susan Sarandon? I agree, Susan would probably kick my ass.

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@TimMcNiff1 @TimMcNiff1 you didn’t tell me this story! I ❤️ Bill Murray and this interaction is amazing!

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Thank you @12welveEyes for a great start to the parade!

[12welve Eyes Brewing @12welveEyes]

We’re open!!!

Come grab a beer with us before and/or after the St. Patrick’s Day Parade - it’s all for a good cause! $1 of every pint sold will be donated to @stpats_mn!

@XstreamCuisine is serving all day - corned beef and cabbage is on the menu!

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@DewGirl99 @arburnside Looks like I need to move.

[Tim McNiff @TimMcNiff1]

Sash me baby!

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@jimmyfallon You could test drive nightstand clocks with Flava Flav

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One weekend left to join our shenanigans! Check https://t.co/OURlcxB3St for this weekends blitzing schedule!

[St. Pats Association @StPatsMN]

Who poured the perfect Guinness? #StPaul Miss Shamrock & #Minneapolis Miss Blarney tied for best pour! ☘️ Thank you to our judge Tim McNiff! #53instp #luckympls

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@chrissyteigen That’s as bad as asking only you/women how you juggle kids with your career.

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@KailaDeiman @TimMcNiff1 I’ve already ordered Sue’s weather rosary to handle it! That thing has a pretty good track record.

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@TimMcNiff1 Excited for @TimMcNiff1 to be the Grand Marshal of the St. Pats Parade in St. Paul this year! #53inSTP @StPats_mn

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#ItShouldBeIllegalTo clip your fingernails at work. (Is what they tell me).