Ally♐️✨

"They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late." ✨

[bree ❀ @chappellofliv]

an adaptation that also adapts the book cover will win me over every time

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me as soon as i clock in at work

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Zion @zionszzn]

If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr😭

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

DON’T ever help anyone you know get a job at your job... literally EVER !

[luna @lunarfq]

She doesn’t know it yet, but in 6 months she’ll be:

• debt-free
• financially free
• traveling whenever she wants

She’s YOU, babe.
Claim it.

[Tatyana 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 @melanwisegirl]

Just got out of You Me and Tuscany. We got another romcom classic on our hands .

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

We had to put minutes on our phone…

NO UNLIMITED DATA!

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

Uncrustables in my fridge right now….. WITH NO KIDS

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Walmart used to be open 24 hours.

NO CLOSING!

[parks @parkersity_9]

Charging a fee to pay a bill online when there isn't a way to pay in person or with cash is a scam.

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

I used an aux cord to play music from my phone in the whip… NO BLUETOOTH!

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

We ain’t know what our friends did over the weekend til we spoke on Monday…wasn’t no IG

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

We had Oovoo and Skype…

NO FACETIME!

[️s @big_sam_atari]

Skill issue

[Bri @YoungBriselda]

We grew up with ass whoopings!!

No time-outs !!!!!