Funny Post

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a great sense of humor.

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

"She will bring a date to your funeral.” - The Rational Male, 2013

[DHR @dirtyhandsrepub]

@_0Nestor Men are in love. Women are in business. You must pay for their attention.

[Masculinegazee @masculinegazee]

Signs A Married Woman Likes You

( dont miss use )

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Pathetic.

[Texas Hornet @TS5899]

@Rich_Cooper Those dudes will soon realize that those women aren't theirs, it was just their turn.

The wives are keeping their options open; they look like three sluts with excessive makeup.

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Girls will stop talking to you when they realize you cannot be manipulated.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

A woman approaching you first is rarely pure attraction. 90% of the time she has one of these 4 agendas

One is…

[Lucius - The Prophet Of Decay @BaneThe76451]

@DemonFramed @G0dsL0nelyMan Average and sub average men were still not getting any genuine desire though, women didn't have any other choice but to marry for subsistence.

[RemainAman @RemainAman]

Dating basics:

1. Texting her every day won't make her fall for you. Her interest towards you will.

2. Calling her every now and then won't make her fall for you if she lacks organic desire.

3. She is the one doesn't exist. There are many soulmates. Don't be a victim of onetis.

4. Women will move on faster than men. Women monkey branch faster than men. There are simps in her inbox. Always.

5. A woman will shit test you to assess your confidence and options. Please don't fail the test.

6. Women will fall deeply in love with you when they are doing things for you.

7. When she wants you, she will initiate intimacy.

8. Women chase men they want.

9. Women like men other women want to fuck.

10. Being physically attractive gives you an edge. Cut that unnecessary weight.

The game is brutal but still fair.

As usual,#RemainAman

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Stop texting her everyday. Don’t be the one to initiate contact everyday. Take a pause and see if she’ll reach out. If she doesn’t never contact her again. Move on with your life. She has low interest in you.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

A lot of you have put yourself in an unending loop of clownery. You keep texting this woman 24/7. Keeping her entertained like a clown but you’ve never met her physically. Anytime you set a date, she always has an excuse for it and you accept it.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Men with the biggest hearts attract the most disrespectful disloyal, difficult, and drama filled woman.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

A simp is someone who does a lot for a woman he loves and gets nothing back in return, thereby losing self respect. Crazy you want your man to be that for you but wouldn’t want your brother being that for someone else.

[the women's formula @womensformula]

"I should tell her how I feel."

Wrong.

Show her through your actions. Words are cheap. Presence is expensive.

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Girls NEVER appreciate anything handed to them (hint: EVERYTHING is handed to them)
Make her WORK for your attention.

[Men's Matrix @MensMatrix]

Many men hand out relationship benefits far too early.

Expensive dinners.

Lavish gifts.

Constant favors.

All before they've learned whether she's trustworthy, respectful, or genuinely interested.

Then they wonder why they're attracting women who expect more while giving less.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

When a woman leaves you, she does it for one reason only. She thinks that she can do better.

Your attitude needs to be this, even though it hurts, even though it's frustrating, even though you feel grief after a divorce or breakup.

Your attitude has to be, okay, I'll be fine without you. Period. There can be no other response. Hence the phrase, she's not yours. It was just your turn.

[Men's Sexual Health @Men_Sex_Health]

Your penis will get smaller if you watch porn and masturbate multiple times every day because of reduced blood flow.

[Specter @DemonFramed]

There is no such thing as a sexless woman. They are always fucking somebody.

It might be an ex, a Chad from Hinge, some 50 year old rich dude from Monaco, a coworker, or hell, maybe even their female best friend because a lot of women are bisexual now.

Women are more sexual and animalistic than men.

They just don’t show that side to dudes they aren’t attracted to, they are repulsed by average men and don’t see them as human.

The 6 foot, 6 inch, 6 figure archetype is what flips the switch and brings the wild side out.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Oral sex is making many people come down with throat cancer from HPV. Especially men.