Steve Howson

Founder of uggs'r'us // Presenter for @FullTimeDicks // #MUFC #MMA #YouTuber SUBSCRIBE!!

*Parody Account*

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Ha, when Adam tried to assault the United players, good memories. He was so fucking high that day. #uggsrus #crack4lyfe

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Yes they are all true. Thank you everyone for sharing my greatness. #ThingsHowsonWitnessed

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

COMING SOON! GET IN TOUCH. LIMITED STOCK #uggsrus

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Apparently I'm an imposter. There's only 1 Steve Howson. And i'm the fucking boss.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Can't find my friend. Need help searching! Is attracted to shiny things. Often wanders off.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Remember if you call me on skype follow the rules. Agree with me on everything and say I'm awesome. Everything else can fuck off.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

FTD's started and invented skype. The minute Goldbridge started getting hits on the shows we stepped in. That's commitment folks.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

@MancJohnson @real_msd_9 @markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC @DrawtyDevil @hazza90 @Mad_Marcus13 I certainly can pal, just read the small print on the website, if you turn up and you get smalling and a bag of skittles, not my fault.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

@Mad_Marcus13 @real_msd_9 @markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC @DrawtyDevil @hazza90 200 is your basic package, you get a taxi up here and buy me a pint and I'll give you 5 mins sing songs. Capiche?

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

Ronaldo to sign for United within the next 5 minutes. Just spoke to him outside Maccy D's. He laughed.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

@real_msd_9 @markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC @DrawtyDevil @hazza90 @Mad_Marcus13 oi, who said this aint real? Trust me mate i got contacts all over. I'm everywhere. You want boots you come to me? Understood?

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

@DrawtyDevil How do you do your graffiks m8? I asked Adam to make some but he's out of his head right now.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

@UnitedStandMUFC @DrawtyDevil Please teach me how to be a successful youtuber. I really don't get it. People don't want to be my friend.

[Steve Howson @MsStephenHowson]

I remember when I was at the upcoming youtube star awards and Goldbridge was there and I said you're next mate, and he laughed. I cried.