Matt Stanley

two turntables and a microphone

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Stranger Things season 1 was great. Season 3 was decent. I could leave the rest. I despise the Russia arc in season 4.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

That times SEAL piece is bad journalism. Reckless.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Gavin Newsome is having a SpongeBob-ripped-pants moment.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

As a former kicker and long-time/suffering Jags fan, I'm so pissed I missed Cam Little nailing that 70-yarder last night. So pumped for him. High School Matt would have been losing his mind. Go Jags!

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

I don’t care who is on the Epstein list. Release it. Nail ‘em to the wall. Nail ‘em twice. Yes, even that person you’re thinking about.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

As long as people “protest” by vandalizing people’s property because they dislike a company’s CEO, people like Donald Trump are going to keep winning elections.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

@gethotwire I'm 12 hours into an outage in Ocala, FL. What is going on and whats the ETA on being restored?

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Home Goods gives me the same anxiety as the store section of Cracker Barrel.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

So…help me out here. Democrats want Kamala Harris to speak into a microphone…more?

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

@LucasBotkin Dude. You’re not accomplishing what you think you’re accomplishing. I like you, but you sound really dumb here. Delete this.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

I need new comedy recs. Loved The Office, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, Letterkenny, Always Sunny, The Good Place.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Finally finished Letterkenny. Man oh man am I gonna miss this show.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Man I love an empty gym late at night when I can’t sleep.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Every time I start a honey DayQuil/NightQuil regimen I’m surprised by how decent it tastes. Until about the 4th dose, when I’d rather drink battery acid and just get it all over with.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship reached orbital velocity!

Congratulations @SpaceX team!!

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

That Starship launch was riveting. Incredible progress. This thing really flies. Nice job, @SpaceX

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Convicting thread. We are playing with fire.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Niners woke up.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

Rebel Moon was ok. Visually stunning and some great, if borrowed ideas. But the dialogue is painful and no one outside of the main heroine and farmer have much motivation/develpment. The entire movie is all setup and still somehow feels rushed.

[Matt Stanley @Mstanley]

One of Santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. Ponder that a moment.