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this account is devoted to things my boyfriend unironically says to me

[mia @MStinemetz]

here’s to a year of scaring

[mia @MStinemetz]

"i have a good face i think, maybe do you think so?"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"it smells like generational discrimination in here"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"i got a thing for grouper"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"My unbridled potential has led to an overflow of confidence"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"if you're missing for a f-ing year...? babe where are you?"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"don't tell me another word ever"

[mia @MStinemetz]

"i think maybe you're a reptile.... and you got scales"

[mia @MStinemetz]

to the guy at the chick fil a drive through who called me mi-ya... it was not my pleasure

[mia @MStinemetz]

twitter? does anyone still use this app orrr?

[Amy Walter @Drinkofwalter]

Kids are not falling behind. They are surviving a pandemic.

[mia @MStinemetz]

can we bring back trivia crack??? that game slapped

[mia @MStinemetz]

STOP SHAMING PEOPLE FOR BEING EXCITED ABOUT THINGS. THAT AINT COOL. BE EXCITED ABOUT EXCITEMENT.

[mia @MStinemetz]

i should've known my day was gonna be a trip when i dropped my toothbrush in the toilet

[Marky Mark @funkybunch50]

The books being banned in schools include writings about dystopian societies, overthrowing oligarchy, embracing love from all places, confronting racism, oppression of our native people, and the impact of not protecting our environment..

Does this not trigger alarms for people?

[Blu @jaziyyah]

no, teacher, i do not have 400+ dollars to pay for 2 books by tomorrow so we can start chapter one for a book that was on a syllabus i received yesterday.

[Tonnie Martinez @tonniemartinez]

Just keep going, you can do it! Every day brings a new adventure and we are thriving! Put on your favorite song and dance! Happy Thursday! Let's GOOOOOO!

[Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy]

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

[mia @MStinemetz]

@chanchilla_ THIS