Michael Subjack

Writer of dark stories that sometimes have a happy ending.

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Ahem (I'll be spending most of my social media time here going forward):

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[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

New story! And it's true!

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[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

New story! And it's true!

https://t.co/APZ189gmOE

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

You're a maniac, Ohtani.

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Caligula

[Save Your Cinema @SaveYourCinema]

When the Cinerama Dome reopens, what should be the first movie to play?

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Freeze and Ivy, reunited. Watch out, Batman.

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

So this is what was going on when I was buying Conan the Barbarian on Blu Ray for eight bucks?!

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

This is what shopping at the Burbank Fry’s Electronics used to feel like (RIP):

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

At this point, I'm only in it for Sabacc.
#StarWarsOutlaws

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Yeesh, Crimson Dawn. Shoot one of your operatives in the face and you get all uppity.

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Well, I can't say I expected mukbang with Star Wars Outlaws, so I guess it defied my expectations there.

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

What was keeping this guy here? No business and homicidal children?
Fucking lame. Way to get your dog killed, boomer.
#TheLastDriveln @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

"OUTLANDER!"
#courtneygains #TheLastDriveln @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

The iron levels in blood make it dangerous to drink. Vampire bats can handle it because they have a lining in their stomach that absorbs the excess iron. In short, don't drink blood. Or drink it. I'm not your dad (probably).
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Is showering with lipstick on a thing?
#TheLastDriveln @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Tim Thomerson? More like Chad Chaderson.
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

The Night He Came Home?! Who?! Who came home?!
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Cosplaying as Shelley Winters in Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?
#TheLastDriveIn
@Shudder
@kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

The venerable Dennis Christopher gives an insanely underrated performance in this film.
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

This movie:
#TheLastDriveIn
@Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Fuck. When Evil Lurks. Maybe my favorite horror film of the last decade.
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror

[Michael Subjack @MSubjack]

Pffft. Michael Myers would have had the decency to die or disappear like ten minutes ago.
#TheLastDriveIn @Shudder @kinky_horror