Matthew Ulander

eSports and sports: Cloud9 and Baltimore. One day eSports will be fully recognized, but until then, I back the birds.

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@blisteringfx @NickChaps96 @editti22 @CodifyBaseball Did you just not even look at the picture?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@__amandayu @JDLane49 @editti22 @MLB_Umpires He did move over to tag him, is he supposed to chase him like a like little leaguer around the diamond for the umps to do their job?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Tim_Ambro I’m married weird children while you’re creating a new Twitter account and posting about how you want to have sex with video game characters

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Tim_Ambro @TheGameVerse So, Kratos’ wife and mother of his child is a lesbian because she doesn’t look like she’s been made up for the red carpet and fights like the warrior Kratos says she is?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Ryze_Jones @TheGameVerse Just another maga gooner…

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@LickyOnMyBlick @TheGameVerse So you’re just a gooner then

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Ryan_Parkerrr You think a country that would accept you would have a better quality of life or isn’t considered far left for our current politics? Where do you plan to go, Russia?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@slimshady9686 @Genki_JPN But the original was full of mini games. Do you not want a faithful remake?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@HollidayEnjoyer @boogsenthusiast @CraigAlbernaz But what he does right now is gets on base, so if you’re setting the lineup to win games right now, why do you have it set as though he’s playing like it’s 2025 and not 2026?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@buschleaguer14 @JomboyMedia Looks like the glove got to his legs late and came off before Basallo’s foot came off

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@zbxrb22 @BrewersWin Just set a salary floor and call it a day. The bigger problems are the teams paying their whole roster the equivalent of an NFL pass rusher

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@MasterC2222 @DrDisrespect @BobbyPoff @Rallied Truth is that he probably wasn’t actually invited out. Wouldn’t be the first time he lied about a sponsor or invitation

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@zachbollinger18 I think it’s time to say it

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Orioles No Basallo, Cowser, or Holliday despite their recent play… How does Elias get away with it

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Skycop542 @Crossroad1776 @tedcruz Why is MAGA obsessed with dicks?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@Orioles @BARCS_SHELTER We need to see Coconut. Where is Coconut? (But also adopt these dogs)

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@NickFul10 @Orioles Have you seen him pitch?

[Matthew Ulander @MSZoolander]

@NUMTyDumpty @KtunaxaAmerika @ItsMattsLaw #NotAllDogs

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Samuel Basallo since May 5:

.327 BA
.356 OBP
.600 SLG
.956 OPS

A reminder: He’s only 21.