Matthew Tompkins III

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

This is going to sound crazy.

But, one of the skills you must learn in the near future is how to cope with an increasingly illiterate society of emotionally dysregulated people.

If you continue to get frustrated on a daily basis over how everything seems dumb, stress is going to silently jeopardize your health.

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

Mixtape era > whatever tf era this is

[Spank Horton @SpankHorton]

@ em

[J @CyclopsMaxxer]

Yes because I’m not a bitch lol

[Mourt @aka_mourt]

Shout-out to anyone else who was in the trenches deep enough in the original 2ks to have Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje knowledge

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

Barbers are absolutely the best magicians 😂

[Ibin @IbinKhari99]

All this Spurs trashing... Thunder trashing... Wemby trashing... SGA trashing...

Yall really can't watch games without hating huh? 😅😅

[Oché @TweetsbyOche]

There are so many books I want to read!

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

[Agent M @MadamMoiSuE]

@angie_goodwood I just realized I binge eat. Been calling that shit ‘snacking’….

[La Catalina FC @TruChainz_]

its not even close either

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500.

The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero.

Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds.

In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose.

The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos.

737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive.

Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

[Low @LowKeyUHTN]

Before Jeezy retire, he needs one more #GangstaGrillz

[IG: Mickey.Factz @MickeyFactz]

RIP Biggie

[Riċ @ricblurs]

they dragging you on Twitter

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

people don’t want information they want their biases confirmed

[Jay Hart @Jayleejnr]

Swept the nation the sport “belongs” to. Siri, play Not Like Us

[JoeScudda @joescudda]

Hip hop to Hockey…..we are on a generational run of packing Canada up 😂😂

[Alumni CEO @DeeJayiLLWiLL]

I WAS, AND IT WAS GLORIOUS