andy 🦇💕

| #NYR| #FlyEaglesFly | #RepBX| #NewYorkForever | you're all a bunch of fucking assholes -Tony Montana

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

TLC taxis exist solely to create traffic in New York, yall gotta speed the FUCK up 😭

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

i love instagram, my feed just gave me
•cup stacking guy
•if your first name starts with a ___
•Little Biggie

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Elliotte Friedman tonight before free agency day tomorrow 🥛🍪

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

Calgary trading up to draft Tobias Trejbal when they already have Dustin Wolf... i dont get it

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

i havent played goalie for a team in over two years.

821 days to be exact.

just played a doubleheader, made 77 saves on 83 shots 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Welcome to the Mecca, @jalenbrunson1‼️

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

One win away

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

one of these Knicks fans is gonna slash Wemby's tires

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

7'4, 260lbs. flops like a fish

i hate Wemby

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

IM NAMING MY KID OG ANUNOBY

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

i dont understand the hive mentality of common traffic cars

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE LARGEST HALFTIME LEAD IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

called both of my parents and neither picked up.. im an orphan now

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

update: we broke up and i never got a hug like this

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

this is how i need my wife to hug me when i walk in the door

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

the MLB is so funny because the Mets could beat the Phillies 3-2 in 11 innings, but the Braves can spank the Rockies 19-0 two hours later

[andy 🦇💕 @MT82papi]

things i trust from most to least

1. bald tires in the rain
2. "i'm not Epstein" -Palm Beach Pete
3. "he's just a friend"