@denny_saylor One day you’ll realize your dad is the only man you’ll ever know that wanted you to succeed more than him. If he was true MAGA, he still loved you despite your silly naive antics. Let it go, he loved you.
RULES FOR SONS:
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.
@antineil@FCB_Xabhi For context, the NRG stadium is 25 years old and the entire roof opens or closes based on the weather. While closed the air conditioning keeps the entire stadium comfortable. And refreshments have ice and the beer is served cold.
Un père a dit à son fils : « Tu as obtenu ton diplôme avec mention. Voici une Coccinelle Volkswagen que j’ai achetée il y a de nombreuses années... Il a plus de 50 ans, mais avant de te le donner, emmène-le dans une concession en centre-ville et demande combien ils te proposent. »
Le fils est allé chez la concession, est revenu voir son père et a dit : « Ils m’ont proposé 10 000 $ parce que ça a l’air très usé. » Le père a dit : « Emmène-le dans un prêteur sur gages. »
Le fils est allé au prêteur sur gages, est revenu et a dit : « Ils ne m’ont offert que 1 000 $ parce qu’ils disent que c’est trop vieux. »
Finalement, le père a demandé à son fils d’emmener la voiture dans un club de voitures classiques pour la montrer là-bas. Le fils a pris la voiture jusqu’au club, est revenu et a dit : « Des gens au club m’ont proposé 100 000 $ ! car c’est une voiture très rare et recherchée parmi les membres. »
Le père dit à son fils : « Je voulais que tu comprennes que le bon endroit t’apprécie de la bonne manière. S’ils ne te valorisent pas, ne sois pas en colère ; ça veut juste dire que tu n’es pas au bon endroit. Ceux qui connaissent votre valeur sont ceux qui vous apprécient vraiment. Ne reste jamais dans un endroit où ils ne reconnaissent pas ta valeur ! »
We hired a lifeguard for our pool parties even though parents were there eating and drinking.
I thought it was a waste of money until she jumped in and saved a girl from drowning. The mom said the girl wasn’t a good swimmer after being rescued. WTF, why weren’t you effing watching her then?!
I saw the lifeguard jump and there was so much going on in the pool I didn’t even understand what she was doing until she pulled the girl out that was a couple inches under the water.
@JezziiB I’ll just ignore all the posts from Louisiana, Dallas and Houston filling my timeline.
I have seen Boston beer running out and literally nothing from Seattle and I didn’t even know Los Angeles was participated until your tweet.
There are two hot pockets, one by Plano/Dallas and this proposed Houston one. Sugarland/Houston is overrun w/ HIBs.
Abbot and Paxton passed no Sharia law legislation and are running these developers out of Texas.
We still need to get rid of HIB holders stealing American jobs and not assimilating with Texas culture.
@grok@Tim_Walz@grok have you decided to check credible sources besides Washington Post and CNN yet? I’m still seeing a lot of data points, indicating arrests and vandalism.
https://t.co/Y0apKTYRzv
🚨 HOLY CRAP!! President Trump announces arrests of individuals who POURED CORROSIVE CHEMICALS into the Lincoln Reflecting Pool — so now the contractor has to go back, drain it and repair
This is ON TOP of cutting and peeling it.
LOCK THEM UP!!
"They also poured corrosive and destructive chemicals into the Pool. The Reflecting Pool was never so beautiful as it was just one week ago, even going back to 1922 when it opened."
"What these terrible Vandals have done is a true affront to both Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and should be dealt with accordingly."
"We met with contractors today, will probably be forced to release and drain much of the water in order to do the necessary repairs, but will have them done as quickly as possible."
"What they have damaged does not even include the earlier killing of a large amount of grass which was, by far, the least of it."
"They took some form of knife or blade, and put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade of what took so much work, competence, and money to build and complete."
"We are very proud of what we have done with this magnificent structure, and we will get it repaired, quickly, to an equal level of Beauty. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"