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If that couple ever breaks up I am going to kill myself

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Going full time in music for five weeks means I can’t do any politics and that makes me really sad

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@HaleyforMI

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I love my little key card like yeah I paid 10 grand to be here let me in

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The whole point of college is to not be high school so why the fuck do I have a class at 9am

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Why is my contact in my dads phone my full legal name

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“Yeah I play the guitar”

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Hello Boston I am inside you

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Hot phone vs McDonald’s app who wins

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Camera winter is the next Bob Dylan and geese is the next Radiohead

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Everybody wants to be the line leader but no one wants to be the door opener

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My boss’ country’s team is about to get destroyed by Argentina I’m so happy

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Stop being greedy please

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remember when Ryan higa blamed the flat earth conspiracy on Israel isn’t that something

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Never was what it never was baby

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STARTS JAKING OFF

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Who the fuck though “creamed” was a good idea

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The eventual majoras mask remake might kill me

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why does my acid reflux hate fun

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Fym you don’t like Mac and cheese