“Have you started your campaign for the 2026 issue [of Sexiest Man Alive]?”
Oliver: *gestures to Ryan* “Sure, introducing, weighing in at 145 pounds, Ryan—“
Ryan: “145 pounds!? That’s like one of my legs!”
THEY ARE SO UNHINGED I CAN’T 😭
i realized that no one, not even my mother or closest friends knows what i’m actually like in the inside of my head, and the only person who actually knows who i am is me