Tush🍼

His Heightness🍼

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

Do you seek the mountaintop to behold the world, or to stand upon it and be beheld by the world?

[Cold Negus @ColdNegus]

NGL that kisiangani pod is mad funny and entertaining 🤣

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

Nataka nianze biz ya kuExport kondoo.
Nitakuwa naziShip.

[Dr. King'ori (Felixe JaSiaya) @Dr_Kingori]

Scientists have found evidence that we’re all Cenas.

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

I'll nickname my future wife "Nissan"
Sababu yeye ndiye atakuwa ana Matter-tu

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

Salim Junior will forever be goated!!

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

The richest luo man Victor Volcano Mayweather Odhiambo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Kutembea na umbrella ni stressful because when do you open it? At the first drop of rain? No, too dramatic. Ningoje idrizzle kiasi? No, now I look like a fool nikinyeshewa na niko na mwavuli kwa mkono. When it really starts pouring? No nishanyeshewa, defeating the whole purpose

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly check DMs.
Haven't received tokens since Saturday.

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

@KenyaPower_Care check DM

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

@KenyaPower_Care @Grandelife5 @KenyaPower_Care check your dms and address the tokens issue!! Its been 7hrs!

[Tush🍼 @Mtesii_]

@KenyaPower_Care ????

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

I envy people born into generational wealth, it should have been me. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Unacheka na msee kumbe anaprocess Visa na Documents

[Boy Wonder @mayanja_jp]

You need a certain level of hate in your heart to enjoy that game. The kind that lets you leave your piece inside to take someone's back. Sensational game

[Katungi Dev ⚡️ @WarriorRapid]

Si lazima uende museum of illusions. Jihusishe na mabinti wa Nairobi, utaona vitu hujawahiona.

[CHVNEL @_3volepod]

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.

Now they’re tenants lmfaooo

Don’t delete me 😂😂😂

[sidney @mxleiii]

Mapenzi ikinoga nayo Fpl huezi toboa.

[Your jirani, Your ride. @G_raniKE]

Captaining Salah on FPL against your own club is knowing ball and detaching feelings from it. 🤣