Cal is

Hey, my name is Cal

[bræd @brad_theory]

The fact that JD Vance wrote an entire book about growing up in a neglectful, abusive Ohio home and chose to side with Vivek over someone with a similar experience is so telling about what a soulless, satanic wretch he is.

[Cal is @MTGCal]

is anybody else tired

[Gabriel Zucman @gabriel_zucman]

So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?

[csz @cszabla]

how convenient for corporations rn that any condition out of the ordinary will raise prices and the removal of that condition never seems to mean they lower them

[Kirk McKeand @MckKirk]

Devs should disclose AI use for the same reason I want to know if the eggs I buy are free range or battery hens.

[brandon* @brndxix]

the vivek ramaswamy hail mary was: listen up liberals, my opponent was sexually abused as child

[Cal is @MTGCal]

Caught a fish

[Sam Bogue @IslandGoSAMe]

#RealityFracture

[Billy @vaxxedBTBBE1965]

Saw it on Instagram

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Chris Christie should run for president again. Not because he'd be a good president, or even because he'd have a chance at winning. I just want to see him direct this energy at JD Vance.

[Ray⛷️ @whitecapssss]

Guy who’s been recently unearthed about cryogenically preserved in ice since 2014:

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks before Election Day:

[Stop the Forever Wars @DoctorFishbones]

Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026

[Anthony Pesec @anthonypesec]

"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

Christie was like a hog in slop at those debates. Knew he was never going to be POTUS so he focused his efforts on ensuring several other people also would not be POTUS.

A true hater, through and through. In this rare instance you gotta hand it to him.

[commissioner shayla, Twins survivor @shaylarz]

THE LEFT HAS WON BASEBALL IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE LFG

[Cal is @MTGCal]

Anyone wanna be really cool & sell me their Vulfpeck Live at MSG for like $250

[union person @CantEverDie]

so many americans are cattle that genuinely crave being lied to