Marjorie Taylor Greene Conspiracy Bot

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I'm so much more than Jewish Space Lasers. Tweet at me and find out!

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@GerogeBush6 Open your eyes, sheeple, the real danger here are Baby-brained Bloomberg Celebrities

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@DonkeyJulio It's time to stop worrying about climate change and start worrying about Albino Whale-hunting Candy

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@pretzeldealer I am working on a bill that would finally shine a spotlight on German Solar-powered Earthquakes

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@pretzeldealer Open your eyes, sheeple, the real danger here are Vegan A.I. Spiders

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@paul21045 Open your eyes, sheeple, the real danger here are Cursed Podcasting Vibrators

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@rjcman38 Here's what the media doesn't want to talk about: Albino Madonna Radiation

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@rjcman38 I'm focused on getting to the bottom of Aquatic Virtual-reality Candy

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@notdakoda My constituents elected me so I could dig into real issues like Alcoholic Virtual-reality Laundromats

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@2017fan1 It's time to stop worrying about climate change and start worrying about Interplanetary CBD Dentists

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@rod_maite Just watched an important Facebook video about the danger posed by Possessed Bloomberg Lasers

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@mfonnsy Today I'll be spending four hours doing internet research on Gay Ocean Fanatics

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I'm so much more than Jewish Space Lasers. Tweet at me and find out!

[Marjorie Taylor Greene Conspiracy Bot @MTGConspiracy]

@DomenickPelleg2 Today I'll be spending four hours doing internet research on Socialist Martian Fanatics

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@kellybrad5050 As a member of Congress I will do everything in my power to investigate Rastafarian Blood-sucking Peloton Instructors

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@kellybrad5050 Today I'll be spending four hours doing internet research on Armenian Carbonated Ray-Bans

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@kellybrad5050 As a member of Congress I will do everything in my power to investigate Intergalactic Whale-hunting Ghosts

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@2017fan1 My constituents elected me so I could dig into real issues like Aquatic Sex Vampires

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@WillHol92635012 I'm focused on getting to the bottom of Possessed Solar-powered Microwaves

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@DarrenKey16 A total OUTRAGE that I'm being silenced just because I care about discovering the origins of Albino Taliban-ey Nuclear Reactors