mouths of babes

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I like water in my hair goes in my mouth like chewing… it makes soundses.

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I’m just pooping, can you laugh about it?

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@Teeituptyme @alllovefreedom @thecavedaddy @StirPete Who determines who is capable of work or not? Until retirement?

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Mommy and daddy love trash, not me.

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I “toot” because I’m two.

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I don’t need a fork, it’s raining outside.

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“Daddy, get up your booty.”

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@wes_tank, so good she asks for him by name. Fox in socks on repeat in this house.

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@Nextiva I didn’t realize my 2 year contract auto-renewed. I think having to pay $1200 to get out of a contract I never agreed to is ridiculous.

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I’m not a manager. I’m a WOmanager. #Feminism #strongwoman

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"I know how to spell puzzle. And it's not p-u-z-zle." @rhettandlink

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Do you know the muffin man? He lives at @kerbeylanecafe

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#HillaryClinton looks a little like a girl.

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God is fancier than you. 🎩

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Texas does not eat junk food; the WHOLE state. But India does.

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You have to be very careful with the old people.

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I want to go to #chuckyecheese to win a new car for our house.

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WHAT!? Daddy, how could you be wrong? You are very smart.

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#DarthVader is the black guy. And he has an army of white guys. Why does Darth Vader have to be #black? #starwars #deepthoughts

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I don't feel good. My tummy feels a little obnoxious. #nauseous