Michael Thum

Taxi is the best show ever. Curb Your Enthusiasm is a close 2nd. Probably say or tweet my opinion too much. There's a little Larry David in me. Love the 80's.

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

Mexican cartel vs Squid Games, who wins. Asking for a friend of course

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@oldwaver Great time as always. However, “I don’t like Mondays” would make it even better. Keep it up

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@dfwticket I’m sure that Dr. has “gasman” on his license plate

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@espn you do realize that Americans have no idea what 207 kmh is. Would it kill you to show what that is in mph? #AustralianOpen #thisisgreattennis

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

What an amazing tiebreaker win by Tien for the 2nd set. Just realized that @CocoGauff and @carlosalcaraz play after this is over. Glad our new puppy likes to take a dump at 3am to help me stay up in this 20 degree weather. I’m assuming @corbydavidson is in the same situation

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@peacock if you are going to broadcast a @NFL game, maybe have a rewind feature so we can see big plays again.

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Greatest night of the year

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It's time for the 17th Annual Holiday Music Spectacular with @RobertWilonsky 🎄

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@ikenyonFB Fans in Dallas tell the running back to run northeast or southeast since Jerry World wasn’t built with a north and south endzone.

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@CustomerA16122 I need a new fridge. I guess I will swing by your store for my third fridge in 8 years

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@SamsungUS I bought a refrigerator from @BestBuy several years ago. They had to replace the ice machine 3 times in the first one then replaced the fridge for free. Ice machine still doesn't work after replacing it 4 times. Now out of warranty and nobody cares anymore. #funtimes

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@SamsungUS Love your fridges but ice machines don’t work. Unless you give me a good reason to buy another one, I’m going with LG

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@ZachBallenger @bethanyjbabcock Wish there was an edit option on my tweets to correct the grammar. Oh well.

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@ZachBallenger @bethanyjbabcock Love how you try to say math is in important in real estate. Good one

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@dfwticket Jews have been known to be very charitable. Maybe next year you can look up when the High Holidays are and not schedule the Dunham and Miller golf tournament and Bob’s Drop Your Pants on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. #greatcharityeventshowever

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@ZachBallenger Still angry with Tulane’s performance last week at Ole Miss

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Maybe @Evan_P_Grant should take more nights off. IJS #hugefanhowever

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@DezBryant @DezBryant you caught it and you are a better person than all of these trolls. Sorry you have been pulled into this ridiculous twitter storm. You deserve better. Always have been honest

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

If I ever decide to tell the story what my mama put through since a kid the entire world would shut the fuck up. Jerry jones knew how fucked up my family was but they decided to use it a a negotiation tactic… I can really talk if I wanted but I’m headed in a better direction

[Michael Thum @Mthum]

@Lovesac let me know if you need a new spokesbaby