Mt. Luke

Observing the world’s strange state of affairs, and liker of cool things. Don’t be a robot.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@MegaDrivingSch Dude, you’re causing most of these accidents. You have plenty of time to avoid them and instead you’re creating content and a huge pain in the ass for the drivers you keep running into. When you’re involved in 20 accidents it’s a YOU problem.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@SensibleFascist She’s checking the teleprompters dumbass

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@Suzierizzo1 Let me guess, he drives his horse and buggy to the ballpark too.

[NelsonAstrofoto @nelsonastrofoto]

Pensar que no vamos “a la Luna”, sino a encontrarnos con ella en un punto exacto del espacio… es otra cosa.

Todo se basa en la mecánica orbital: llegar al lugar preciso, en el momento preciso.

Un pequeño error… y simplemente no pasa 🚀

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@kaneisable22 If you want a surefire way to embarrass your son, this is it. I live on the north shore and have kids your age. It will be shared amongst them, esp in Chelmsford. I’d recommend taking it down as a fellow dad.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@MaverickDarby Hilarious

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@NUCLRGOLF @BetalyticsInc Unless they’re stinging a 2-iron 10 feet off the ground can we please retire the phrase, “ripping a dart?” Charley Hull and Si Woo thank you.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@FICMBondTrader @SUBWAY Hold my beer

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@elonmusk You’ve got ah opinion on everything, don’t ya!

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@HawkEmDownChris Chet 🍋

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@Pentosh1 What we need in the US is a political party comprised of the middle 50% of voters. Today’s parties are ruled (with an iron grip) by the 25% at each end of the spectrum. But most normies in the Big Middle are turned off by each party. And we vote for the best of 2 bad choices.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@CyberRacheal Sounds great. It’s called WSL2.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@isabellasg3 Why would you advocate committing federal tax fraud? Because other people do it? Real patriotic.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@talantfund @tomfgoodwin Nice touch using the semi-colon there.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@tomfgoodwin It’s funny because I’ve used them in my writing for years. It’s helpful to separate two related thoughts—similar to how we often speak. Big fan of the em dash here.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@TiffanyFong Blow me up!

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@elonmusk You know I had this same exact thought this morning!

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@benonwine Listen to Achtung Baby, Rattle and Hum, and then War and Unforgettable Fire. Then tell me whether you still agree.

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@TansuYegen Ok, so did Roger Rabbit also have a special contract rule too?

[Mt. Luke @MtLuke4]

@trikcode If you can’t vibe, you definitely can’t vibe code.