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[thiago @iamthimartins]

QUE PORRA É ESSA QUE EU ACABEI DE VER?!

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

YOU SAID HOW MANY SUNDAYS

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Dolphins activated wide receiver Chris Bell off the non-football injury list.

[✋🏾 @fox5drak]

yo @MiamiDolphins take this ngga back

[MtM @MtMarf]

@GhostOfAdamGase Next man up is coach speak BS, and this roster is too thin to expect anything good with the backups playing

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"White women, college: +23 El-Sayed"

SNL predicted this back in 2015

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Dolphins rookie WR Caleb Douglas:

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Asked whether there's a conflict between his work as a broadcaster and his work for the Dolphins, Troy Aikman notes that the Dolphins are not expected to be good this year, so they won't be on Monday Night Football and he won't call their games. https://t.co/G3U727x9yk

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

The game of the year, without a doubt, and one of the greatest regular-season games ever.

The Chicago White Sox held a lead within every inning from the third inning through the 12th on Thursday night -- 10 straight innings of leads. And lost in the 13th.

What a win for the Red Sox.

[Jeremy Beadling @JeremyChuggs]

CeeDee Lamb:

“I gotta practice catching without seeing the ball. My owner refuses to fix the issue with the sunlight coming into the stadium so I gotta adapt.”

[iamtheREALMURPHDAWG @RealMurphdog916]

This was taken at 49ers practice today

[Adam Pellerin @adampellerin]

Red Sox record through 108 games:

2026: 57-51
2025: 57-51
2024: 57-51
2023: 57-51

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[| UCEE | @stanleemichaels]

Norm Macdonald returning to host SNL and immediately roasting the network right to their face after they fired him is iconic.

Norm Macdonald: So I wondered, I go, "Hey, wait a second here. How did I go, in a year and a half, from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so damn funny?"

Norm Macdonald: It was inexplicable to me, 'cause a year and a half, let's face it, is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny. Then it occurred to me. I haven't gotten funnier. The show has gotten really bad.

I would simply pass away from the sheer audacity of walking back onto that stage.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the greatest ESPN commercial ever made was Steve Irwin wrestling an alligator that casually walked out of the elevator

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What is wrong with the @USATODAY They are so blinded by their hatred of Caitlin Clark they cant even see straight. Pathetic excuses for humans and “journalists” Just stop talking about her already #boycottusatoday

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former #Cowboys QB and CBS announcer Tony Romo was arrested overnight in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating while under the influence.

Romo was pulled over yesterday around 8 pm and taken into custody after performing poorly on standard field sobriety tests. He’s due in court on Sept. 21.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Boston Red Sox have won 15 straight games. It's only the 17th winning streak of 15 or more in the last century and the longest since St. Louis won 17 in a row in 2021.

On June 24, Boston had the worst record in the AL at 32-46. Currently the Sox have the fifth-best at 52-48.

[MtM @MtMarf]

@HeartBreaKidd7 @PhilaNatiFan @barstoolsports Red Sox more successful franchise than Yankees since 2000

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

I can’t even imagine John Harbaughs reaction to seeing this LOL