Melzer Melzer

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

If you'd like to appear on the next episode of the Splash Zone DM me!

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

Check out the first episode of The Splash Zone! It's like Hot Ones, just with water!

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

@skyler_higley Like when a guy like falls down in like poop!

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

UFC 🤝 piano

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Tony Hinchcliffe at Donald Trumps rally:

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

@FtK_Artist A ditto that currently looks like a Pidgeot

[Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST]

I wrote a Sabrina Carpenter parody song for Melissa Villaseñor.

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

@aliaoftheblade Similar vibes https://t.co/beovByFrr1

[Case Blackwell @case_blackwell]

FYI I don’t look like JD Vance and I’m normal

[Bill Stern @dollarbillstern]

@case_blackwell on @nbcsnl now plz

[Hot Dog Au Jus @JaredMorgan]

Trimp tromp tru' da swamp.

#animation #heavymetal #art #fantasy

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

Just another fun night out! Life sure is short isn't it? Better live it hard and without regrets, been thinking about that a lot lately for no reason in particular!!!

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

Why wont anyone believe me. This monster comes for me everynight when I sleep.

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

Is anyone else haunted by this sleep paralysis demon every night?

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

Check out the first episode of The Splash Zone! It's like Hot Ones, just with water!

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

We got to go on Showrunner Sitdown to explain how being a storyteller is more important than whatever your job is.

Please help share the story of how storytelling is important so we can finally get the recognition we crave.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Every documentary now is like “isn’t it FUCKED UP what happened to these people so fucked up what happened to these kids omg soooo fucked up fucking crazy fucking terrible fuuuck kinda fun to know tho huh?”

[Rich Parents @ParentsRich]

I am happy to announce I am the first person to receive the Neuralink. Thank you @elonmusk for making me the next step in human evolution!

[Jose Arroyo @josearroyowrite]

Sometimes I “reverse possum” and pretend I’m alive

[Melzer Melzer @Mtmelzer]

Sure @ConanOBrien you "crushed" @hotonesgameshow but if you want a real challange come on The Splash Zone! It's like hot ones but with water!

[Case Blackwell @case_blackwell]

Worm wranglers don’t get enough credit