Jeff.

My sports knowledge begins and ends with a fictional Utah State Dynasty.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

My spicy guardians take, you ask? I love every one of them, I have 26 adopted adult male children from April to October I wish nothing but the best for. The double header call up is liked, but not loved. He knows what he did.

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

The Cleveland Guardians have the best record in baseball.

Today's A1 story on The Athletic: a behind-the-scenes look into how they operate and why it's working, with (off-key) singing, superstitions and pure chaos

https://t.co/U9Bo35A7qc

[Just Brent @DontMessettUp]

🚨GIVEAWAY TIME🚨

❗️FIVE(5)❗️Cleveland Guardians autographed cards to ONE(1) WINNER

To enter:

1. Follow me @DontMessettUp

2. Repost this post

❗️Winner announced August 19th❗️

Angel Martinez, Tyler Freeman, Brayan Rocchio, Jorge Burgos, Dayan Frías
#ForTheLand

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@aalort

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@FranmilsEyebrow I thought Boyd was on the 15-day so he may not need a corresponding roster move.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@fourfingerpod @Mr_McNerney

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@FlyOhioAviation Look at that background though, SHEESH.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@Itsspelledgraig @alisonrae22 Love doing open enrollment as HR. Everyone tells me they can hear the fake joy in my voice slowly turn into real depression when I have to explain "Here's a FUN! game: look at past health issues and predict future health and pick a plan to still get screwed no matter what!"

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@FranmilsEyebrow If I feel funny about you, and can't put my finger on why... chances are, you are on the list.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@TomCampbell @Mr_McNerney

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Chase DeLauter homer out of the stadium??

MLB's No. 28 prospect (@CleGuardians) shows off his plus power on this no-doubter for Double-A @AkronRubberDuck:

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

never reposted anything so fast

[Mike McNerney @Mr_McNerney]

Lol, it's not apple picking in the fall, what the hell is this?

Where are the 3x and 4x Spielman jerseys?

Where are the guys hawking bootleg merch?

Where is all the trash?!?

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

It's so funny to read the TL during the game, a ton of doom and gloom, thrown out on a sac fly, Pedromo hitting his 1st HR this year... and right in the middle like clockwork: Dre MF-ing the Mustard hot dog.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@lolennui @Mr_McNerney Bill Brasky?

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@Guardians_As I just want to stare at these while the Great Pumpkin Waltz plays on repeat. Great job!

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

Yes, today is the start of me becoming a meteorologist on the Weather Channel in 1997. Thanks LinkedIn. Top Notch postings.

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@LCCaptains @TBazzana Are you sure that artist wasn't AI at the end???

[Jeff. @MTOFNern]

@Cle_Brendan52 @MichaelHook_CLE Billy Corgan, of Smashing Pumpkins fame, owns a wrestling promotion called the NWA. Brodus Clay was his champion FOREVER because he would bring the NWA Title on these Fox Show appearances. Despite Clay having a s**ual harassment case against him & being utter shit in the ring.