Matthew Tonry

A Maths graduate from loughborough university who looks a bit like neville longbottom. Also a good James blunt impersonator

[James @Jim__Wills]

Now the World Cup is over, it's back to 27% possession of the ball on a Saturday afternoon and defending worse than under nines... #AVFC

[Aston Villa Police @WMPVillaFC]

#avfc #utv M6 is running clear despite all the Liverpool fans travelling North for the game!

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@RobEd88 haha yeah ive just done the same but the best i could come up with was self vacuuming carpets. did you have any better ideas?

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@CharlT88 you are definately taking me there next week!!!! you know i love my milkshake especially at breakfast time

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

The superbowls gone all craven cottage

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

not only do birds wake everyone up in the morning they now decide after watching me wash my car for a hour to have a dump on it #cheekybirds

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

#fucking moisned #rasper getting trashed with @JamesTonry

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

I think @JamesTonry might be hungover hungry #bigbreakfast #fatty

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

Just casually walked past ricky and vicky from #gshore staying in our hotel

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Oh no!!!! Goal line technology needed sharpish, Anichebe scores not given & then Ref craps himself in case Newcastle score at the other end

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

andy murray will win his first of 3 grandslams tommorow because at the moment he is the best player in the world #no1

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

Andy Murray winning a gold medal and making the final of the two biggest grand slams Is definitely something to be proud of! #comeonandy

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

proves how immature everyone is when a man is walking around in a white shirt with everyone laughing as he has a penis drawn on his back

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

transfer deadline day at last. Is it too early to continuously watch sky sports news until the midnight now #impatientforjimwhite #ssn

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@Bigbigg14 plus i cant be any worse than eric the eel he was useless he couldnt even swim #hopeyet #notdeluded

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@Bigbigg14 @sophieesoco24 exactly who needs the gym #rio 2016 it is ill be a peak age for a medal. It will be like the john smith adverts

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@Bigbigg14 ha i think you must have it set up wrong as he looks totally different in 3d you cant see the similar beer gut he has to me in 2d

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

watching the swimming tonight makes me feel like im wasted working in a bank #similarphysique #bettershapethanphelps

[Matthew Tonry @MTonry]

@simongist and that was too easy but so is the usual reply when was the last time arsenal won something #eveneasier