M.T. Sac

Former Sargent Commander of USSR 🇷🇺

[M.T. Sac @MTSac10]

They now know

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En route to a scramble outing with the fellas. I have swastika balls for them, little do they know.

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TWICE

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Thought I found a yoga buddy, then I saw an absolute rock on her finger. #DEFLATING

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Why would anyone pay to go to the zoo when you can go to a local Walmart for free?

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Slavery reparations: what black people should pay to white people because of the inconveniences and problems they bring to society

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@WayneG13nsky and myself just made a deal with the DEVIL ⛳️ #BC1FC2

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Heterosexual intercourse is the leading cause of pregnancy

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When I am in command of your son’s youth baseball game, and the coach tells me that we are playing “real baseball” rules, then expect a TIGHT FUCKING ZONE. #ArgueWithTheWall

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Just snagged two different flavored pouches: wild berry and citrus chill. This is going to be a productive day.

Hopefully the stock market is packing, too.

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Cannot spell Uncle T without G-O-A-T
#LearnHowToSpellFaggot

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Fucken Uncle T just clutched up like Jordan in Game Six

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Fingers crossed for Bryson DeChambino to score an eagle tomorrow 🦅 #USOpen #ChiefPotawatomi

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@braves2430 Price of buying a Jewish slave, DUH!!!

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Mad respect to my nigga, @WayneG13nsky

Nigga absolutely Jew’d me out of $5 before I could process the situation

But then, as a reparation offering, he approached me with a $5 bill

I obviously could not accept, though, because he is a RDON (Real Day One Nigger)

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Every old nigga has arthritis, until it is time to smack the buttons on the slot machines

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Just had an unreal experience at Pizza Ranch @RepGrothman

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This lucky turtle means you will be financially blessed during the upcoming week 🐢

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Did not mind seeing the Knicks win the championship

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Rocket:meat ratio was super high today

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Doing jacks during hot yoga is like being in a cult