Matt Hernandez

web developer, recovering finance bro. he/him

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

How does Santa calculate the value of his sleigh?

Net present value

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@CodaToronto are tickets sold out for Cristoph on Friday? Looking to pick up more for friends.

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@brittsays Slack is pro-4 day weekend

[britt @brittsays]

Slack being down is a feature, not a bug

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

B R U H, if only I was this good at programming smh
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[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@Chi_Egbo my toxic trait is spending too much money on biweekly fades 💇🏻‍♂️

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@heymiguelb @stephqqmore Confused, my pcb is now covered in spam and rice 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

Spilled coffee all over my mechanical keyboard first thing this am and spent an hour taking it apart and cleaning, now subscribing to Garfield Monday memes

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@littledogfriend Let’s goooo

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

One day I woke up and realized my camera roll is 90% cat pictures

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@littledogfriend Petition to reshow IMAX movies

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

Watched Dune for the third time, home theatre doesn’t do it justice. Still 11/10

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@rothecoder @esthr_e It’s a dungeon crawling game that’s rogue-like (one life), with a story/dialogue that is dynamic to your progress, and the voice acting and music is 10/10. @nickreyno introduced me to it

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

Succession season 3 is done, so now it's time for my annual Silicon Valley watch through before I say goodbye to HBO for another year

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

Really upset that I have to wait another year for the next season of Succession

[Matt Hernandez @mtthdz]

@heymiguelb This probably isn’t the ideal answer but I usually fall/spring hike in Blundstones

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You want me to give you space. The thing that almost killed Tom Hanks in Apollo 13.