Matthew Cumiskey

I still call them seagulls. Aspiring idiot savant.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

“What the hell kind of Christian is this guy anyway?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

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@NiiLampteyShow @ricgreen10 Itk podcast

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@Coventry_City Someone should tell the lads there's a flu vaccine

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@NorthfieldTown What's the pitch looking like? It's gonna be a busy spring at this rate

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@Anthony_Hornsby The Sunny J?

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@louorns Always worth reminding people that Conte's first four jobs were a sacking, two relegations and a resignation in 19th, all in Serie B.

He'd be doing Talksport if he was British

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@atatarynstudio @RTCORGUK @TRobinsonNewEra @RupertLowe10 @liamtuffs1 @daveatherton @Sargon_of_Akkad @GBNEWS Better that than a den of fascist sympathisers.

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@FootballCliches All that effort to get us down to Bergkamp in France 98

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@RichardConroyP1 The Careless Wispas?

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@FootballCliches Is 3 Totti? The cycling shorts feel like the key

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@paul_c_watson I'd fancy them to give most of League 1 a good go.

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@boyinthebayXX5 @CadburyAthFC @fusedSPORTMCR Ta, go big or go home sizing.. got it.

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@CadburyAthFC @fusedSPORTMCR Oh I meant, is it a tight fit or a generous one?

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@ThatCovPod Villa at home.

[Bears @WarwickshireCCC]

🏟️ 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘂'𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🏟️

T20 shirt 👕
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Fancy an afternoon at the cricket on us? Bears Women vs Essex, Weds - 11:30.

Just 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 us and @VertuMotors and 𝗥𝗧 for your chance to win!

🐻#YouBears | #Vertu

[Bears @WarwickshireCCC]

🏟️ 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘂'𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲🏟️

T20 shirt 👕
Food and drink 🍔
No U18s 🔞

Want to join us for Bears Women vs Hampshire Hawks on Sunday?

Just 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 us and @VertuMotors and 𝗥𝗧 for your chance to win!

🐻#YouBears | #Vertu

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@Total_Villa @WhoScored This sounds like a stat @NiiLampteyShow made up for a laugh.

[Bears @WarwickshireCCC]

🏟️ 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘂'𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲🏟️

T20 shirt 👕
Food and drink 🍔
No U18s 🔞

Want to join us for the mega #MidlandsMania on Saturday?

Just 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 us and @VertuMotors and 𝗥𝗧 for your chance to win!

🐻#YouBears | #Vertu