MillennialTaekwondoTortoises

When your mom can't afford Ninja Turtles.

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@BarackObama Former Obama fan here, there's more that he doesn't say here than what he does say, like always. Obama and the D party are the fake opposition and the only reason they don't want these cuts is because it hurts the corporations that vampire off medicare.

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@hartgoat Bro can't even catch a nap before work without getting kicked. What's this world becoming.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho He doubled himself.

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@interesting_aIl Save the shark, he would do the same for you if you were swimming wounded and alone in the ocean.

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@AK_BeThe_Name @JhonnyWhite69 @kirawontmiss Sounds like some of you guys never Winnie-the-Poohed the bikini barista before.

Also RIP. don't kill yourselves.

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@AlithMaik @schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Guy seemed a little drunk by his nonexistent reaction time, maybe punch drunk after the first one, but a ref would have probably stepped in.

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@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @PicturesFoIder the supervisor was pretty chill actually, the guy is trying to be an absolutist or whatever when people are just trying to go to the DMV. This guy is really trying to bait them into a lawsuit.

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@RPSizzle If you love him so much why not paint a real picture and not use this AI crap, are there no artists in Maga?

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@creativesrj @LauraMarciano8 @micsolana Yes, Republicans, who are openly corrupt, will end the corruption in California. Obviously, the people chose B instead of A, and if they had only chosen A, all of this would have been avoided. Thank you for showing me how smart you are.

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@AnnAnn1385015 @LauraMarciano8 @micsolana My ass they would.

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@OliLondonTV Doesn't look "frail" at all. I bet she could literally bench more than you.

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@LauraMarciano8 @micsolana I just can't imagine how somebody could believe this, as if the other political party would have somehow prevented this from happening. I wish I could dumb my brain down enough that I could believe that all of the problems in America are just the caused by the "other."

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@SueBee545513460 @Aku_700 @PicturesFoIder It's a semi annual biking event called Cyclavia. Those roads are supposed to be closed to traffic.

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@Iberianamerica She's so "Americanized" that she wants to go back to the Philippines and raise her children there? Every American is trying to raise kids in the Philippines these days. How American of her.

Geez, I wonder if there's more to the story than "I paid" so I'm entitled to obedience?

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@SleeperNFL Wrong, start Daniel Jones!

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@fightinghabits Literally tied his own hands up trying to grab baby scissors, leaving his face completely open. He was clearly drunk and basically defenseless.

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@Crazymoments01 @PicturesFoIder Some guy dressed like a doctor:

"Oatmeal is for horses, probably not even for horses."

Millions of people:

Yes, this is credible scientific information.

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@alifarhat79 I'm so mad that this guy only got 628 million dollars. This is so relatable to my life.

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@elonmusk full of pron and snuff films like x

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@believeonjesus @FlyingDog325 @AMAZlNGNATURE what's this?