The Next Bus

Better have something clever to say as you get off the bus, otherwise you're going to hear the word NEXT!

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I'm victor i'm 19. I hope this girl likes oil checks, and i'm not talking about cars.

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I'm Danielle, I'm 21 and I hope this guy is like Moses because he's gonna have to part the Red Sea.

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I'm Gretchen and I'm 24. I hope this guy doesn't mind me sagging. And I'm not talking about my jeans.

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I'm @zoolzie, I'm 18 and I hope this guy likes Pirates because I'm gonna make him swash my poop deck.

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I'm Alan, I'm 22 and I hope this girl likes scratch and sniff stickers because all my pairs of underwear are like that.

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I'm Tanner, I'm 24 and I hope this girl likes arts and crafts because I'm gonna stick her with my glue gun.

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I'm Madison, I'm 22 and I hope this guy is good at yard work because I've got a big bush that needs trimming.

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I'm Alexis, I'm 19, and I hope this guy has a vagina because I'm a lesbian.

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I'm Dan, I'm 22 and I hope this girl is like a dog because I've got a bone for her to play with.

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I'm David, I'm 19, and this girl won't Next me because I'm the Usain Bolt of sex.

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Hey I'm @johnelway and this girl won't Next me when she sees the size of my Tebowner.

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RT "@noahblumenberg: @MTVNextBus hey my name is noah. im 26. girls call me "no d" cause i have no d."

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I'm Toby, I'm 26 and I hope this girl likes sailing because I need help hoisting my main jib.

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I'm Frank, I'm 22 and I hope this girl likes seafood because I have crabs.

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Hey I'm Tim and I'm 30. I hope this girl likes peanut butter because my dog didn't get it all off last night.

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Hey my name's @KillParadise, and I hope this girl likes BBQ because she's going to eat lil' smokies off my toothpick dick.

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I'm Kevin and I'm 21. This girl won't Next me because chicks dig beards so I shaved my pubes and glued them to my face.

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I'm tracy, I'm 24 and I hope this guy loves Egypt because I always have Camel Toe.

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I'm @jimmyfallon. I'm 37, and I hope this girl is a waitress because I'm all tip.

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I'm Michelle. I'm 18. This guy better like pepperonis, and I'm not talking about on pizzas.