🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘

Bird Dad🐦(RIP Cooca)
Auto body Technician (Currently Painter)
Fuck yes NJ legalized weed! Smoke it if you got it.
Gimme food, art, music, games, and you.

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

Someone likes the beard, lmao 🐦😂

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@EmbarkStudios I just loaded in a raid, my character couldn't move at all. I got killed by arc and couldn't even take a step. I've got video proofs what the heck?

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@NatashaCL7 Find me one good explanation for us.

Find one.

I'll fucking cut and paste cuz, idk.

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

What the actual fuck, I mention being a dad and all I get now is notifications from "blahblahMOM" asking some sort of "am I still pretty?"

Twitter fucking sucks balls. WTF Elon.

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

I swear I read that as "MIDGET" girls..... Spit my damn coffee out too

[karen @klsmd12]

midwest girls fuck better

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@HeyItsMeSalty Get in my belly!

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@adorableinNE

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@Fenny2x No

[NickFrags @HeyItsMeSalty]

Heyo Salty Army and Pizza fans !

Tomorrow is the last day of @OoniHQ ‘s 20% site wide Memorial Day sale ! Only sale this big of the year. Grab yourself a pizza oven and cook along with me on stream !

Click here to order ! https://t.co/PRO8lThYbM

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@peepingonpiper Let's get hammered and shim things? Jesus, the improper innuendos I can't think of must be in the hundreds lol.

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

#NewProfilePic She mad

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@adorableinNE Look, if I came over with a pile of tots, how'd we talk anyway? Mouths would be full. Maybe after? Nah, mouths would be full...

That wasn't too much over the line was it? 😂🥵

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@flowerchildvee @PureSunfarms @MCbyShoppers Stick to flower my friend! (I just don't trust these carts anymore)

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@peepingonpiper 96 in jerz tomorrow. Sunburn here we come

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@HeyItsMeSalty Terry and I just threw down some juicy NY strips. My buddy at the shop gave me a jar of @Spiceologyco chili espresso rub. Boy lemme tell ya, that stuff is flavor smackin!!!! Pan seared and oven finished. Can't wait to try it on a grill next.

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

This made me lol so much because this was literally my text with my brother Thursday.

[Sa🐝rina ✨ @adorableinNE]

I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drum set

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@adorableinNE I mean, that's unexpected 😂 so many uses for oil, why not add another lol

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

@adorableinNE I just found out I have to mail my cable box back because the little building down the road has been gone for 20 years

[Bear @nautibuns]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘 @Mtworman13]

This is just sad. I'm embarrassed to even work on this hunk of shit 🤣