Michael Toll

I'm a professional at being an amateur.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

It’s halftime and no Ravens WR has touched the ball yet. What the hell is happening?

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

Are all MLS matches as terrible as the last 15 minutes of this Houston vs. Dallas match? Absolutely atrocious.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

Ernst & Young got fined for knowing that their associates were cheating on the Ethics portion of the CPA exam.

What a sham, so many businesses are focused on results (need to hit targets, need to have associates pass certain benchmarks) there is often little regard for ethics.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

All these people that blame Biden for gas prices skyrocketing are wasting money on the “I did that” stickers, and they’re the same people that have this ideology that we shouldn’t invest in renewable energies.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

@NBCSports constantly dropping the ball between a crappy app that doesn’t work properly after 1 commercial break and making me pay for Peacock, which loses the stream randomly just to watch for 2 hours a week.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

WTF. I haven’t seen such a second half collapse since Saturday! #KansasvsUNC #NationalChampionship

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

Damn. Kansas had a 5 on 4 with 40 seconds left in a 1 point National Championship, and they let him get help. Classy ass move. Hope they win. #NationalChampionship

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

2/2 nothing changed about Twitter’s business practice in a day, and we have seen Musk do the exact same thing in the past with Bitcoin and Tesla.

There are 2 morals:
1. One person should not have this much sway in an economy.
2. He can’t be allowed to keep manipulating prices.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

1/2 Any time Elon Musk buys some asset or talks up an asset, it’s value spikes. Inevitably, he gets out of that asset or says he no longer like it, and the price goes down.

He bought 9% or Twitter, it’s value went up $7M. He could sell now and make almost $800k in one day.

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

What I look forward to every March:
1. My wedding Anniversary
2. Beginning of Spring
3. Watching Gonzaga lose in March Madness

March just wouldn’t be the same without them.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Crypto is so thirsty…

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

What a terrible challenge by Mcvay. Have fun trying to catch up with no timeouts. #NFCChampionship

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

The Packers losing in the playoffs is really becoming the St. Totteringham’s Day of American football. @MenInBlazers

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

I’m always one to trash the NFC East, and outside of the NFC East, the Cowboys are a solid 6-5. They’re basically .500, and hardly deserved the 3 seed. #SFvsDAL

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

The Bucs got something better than a bye week, an easy win against an NFC team. #PHIvsTB

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

It took about 45 seconds in the first quarter for the announcers to agree that Brady just received a favorable call. Not bad. #PHIvsTB

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

Everyone talks about Dak Prescott being on a slump, but it really just seems like the Cowboys remembered they are in the worst division in the NFC and started playing like it. #Cowboys

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

C’mon, @espn I can’t watch the NCAA Volleyball Tournament unless I pay for a crappy subscription?

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

I hope #saintsfc take out Diablo at halftime. Very surprisingly see him try to play on a wing. #NORSOU

[Michael Toll @MTxHC42]

#USMNT needs to calm the heck down. They are chasing everything and losing their shape in the early minutes.
If it continues, they’ll tire themselves out quickly and lose track of the Mexican attackers.