donottouchmyplateweirdo

I have liked femboys since 2021, but never actually met one.

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@yunschy Let me guess, you only started liking them recently. Yea, I'm at least 4 years ahead of you.

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@ehepocket My tongue is not long enough for this shi-

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@yaaniHot Tall people

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@TimmHenry31156 Dude, we absolutely NEED to start seeing buff Alice.
Why are her hands so small though?

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@tallgirlkatiee Antichrist

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@tallgirlkatiee I fucking hate tall people. I recommend not talking to me, because it might just be fatal.

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@carsandheels @MPelletierCIO It's AI

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@ceceyawns The intestines be like:

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@Zypph3rrr @grok Bring a large inflatable pool, fill it with water and let the plates fall into it.

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@MarieTemarareal "Does height intimidate you?" Mf, if you think anyone's height gets to me as an emotion, I'm here to remind you that it DOESN'T. It is information. And information INFURIATES me!
Whoever gives me much information I want them to be TORMENTED.

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@realgerhardtvdm Imagine wearing a shirt that says "you don't look good" on both sides and walking straight in the middle to let them criticize your shirt and afterwards you just go like "my shirt costs more than your entire life"

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@mybxkxixi1 Thavel

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@mybxkxixi1 Sometimes I just regret the following things: 1 - being born, 2 - being born in this word, 3 - being born as a male, and 4 - Miss Circle and Miss Thavel don't exist (I'm lowkey offended)

Edit: You really thought the 4th would discuss being born LOL

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@mybxkxixi1 @Oneh1464972 I'd sooner imagine Thavel with horse suspendings, but up to you. I don't want to look like I'm slandering your art.

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@momentoviral The dog thought he got knocked over due to the sudden shift in it's position. He got scared from the sudden acceleration as he reached back to the concrete with it's front legs.

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@Allen_hd5 Bro messed up by having avarage sized fingers

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@ogleedia Obviously, other men

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@nyutwoo Where is the downvote-

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@Kurtsnowsnep Werewolves are bald

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@Kurtsnowsnep "Werwolves are bald"