MakeupArtistsHateYou

Ridiculous things makeup artists deal with on a daily basis. I really wish I was making this shit up.

[MakeupArtistsHateYou @MUAHateYou]

OBSESSED #christianlouboutin

[Willows Closets @AngelameekerMUA]

Why does everyone claim to be allergic to EVERYTHING?! @MUAHateYou

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Hello y'all! Sooo, someone wanted "liquid powder" today. Excuse me?? WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN???😤

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Ain't this the truth.

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For real tho.

[MVD @malouvandoorn]

Receiving a crew call and time schedule for a tfp shoot that makes you work harder then when you get paid. @MUAHateYou

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"You're making me nervous!" she yelled. "Could you not watch me? I hate that! " This was a whole new level of crazy.

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For the first time in all of my cosmetic years, a woman yelled at me for watching her do her eyeliner (after I had just taught her how).

[MVD @malouvandoorn]

"We cannot pay you, but it will be a great experience! You do have a makeup certification, right?" @MUAHateYou

[Ms. Diggs @DiggsandCo]

The higher her brows are the higher the chances are that she is a total bitch. 💯

[Angelina Duplisea @AnActingAngel]

@Pink_and_Inked

[MakeupArtistsHateYou @MUAHateYou]

Good one Lorac! Happy April Fools Day everyone! 😂😂😂

[MVD @malouvandoorn]

"Can I try a mascara? And foundation? Blush? Perhaps also some lipstick? Thank you so much, gonna think about it!" @MUAHateYou

[MVD @malouvandoorn]

Customer: "Do my eyebrows like you do yours." Looks at her brows. "It looks better on you." @MUAHateYou

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Totally...

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Because I'm a beard gal all the way 💕💖

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Today a lady brought in a pic of J Lo from the Marc Anthony days. Really? I thought we were over looking like her.

[Captain Crooked Grin @ohgodimguyanese]

If one more person shows me a pic of Kim Kardashian.... @MUAHateYou

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Crazy how someone will pass up the right color, just to buy the color their friend uses. I'm just the mua who works here. What do I know?