Muckery

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[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

It goes without saying that I'm a mentor to the people in my community. The two key ingredients are: 1.cum 2.unity. Positive attitude is a bonus but not required!

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Pissing is the right thing to do

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

I gotta chemical imbalance in my brain gotta open this sucker up feel me💯🍄 drugz make u smart btw 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

the last thing u see b4 u die is the 27th meme u have saved in ur phone guys. C'mon yall lets see em. Lets post those mf memez. Lets... *🤮* lets... *pooping* lets... *👹😡🎇😭🌪️🤷🎊☣️🥵💊🤡👩🏿‍🚀🍆🌮*... lets meme it out yall. Lets like... fuck ourselves?!?!!??!? Noo NOOOOOO?!?! poo

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

There're 2 kinda ppl now those whose insides is getting turned into nuklear sludge by 4loko & r ripping ass and belching and yeeting their blood pressure thru ceiling, and depreshin

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Everyone always talking bout shower thought but no one ever mentions shitter thots. The thots I have while pooping on the toilet are always the most insightful, the most raw, the closest to the divine spark of creativity. Refuse exists the butthole, beauty springs from the mind..

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

u can vaccinate me when im dead (from rona, i died from rona) u absolute fucking bastards #poopsequence 🤪

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

So relatable

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

"I waited almost 45 years to hear the three words that changed everything. Not 'I love you,' but 'You are autistic,'" says HuffPost guest writer Julie M. Green. https://t.co/He5H1YVG5M

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

k going forward im normal 💯

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

😷🤒🤢🤮😨😐😄all better!

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

New insult is calling ppl "hinged" like u know they normie af n ur like giving em shit 4 the good qualities of being so. Like "bro u don't puke all over the UberPool ur homie paid 4 n start telling the strangers in there wit u that u wanna bomb cvs? That's pretty cringe bro ngl

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Oh ya and b4 I start getting dragged by my 13(!) followers (who always share all my shit like thanks for getting the word out guys i luv u frfr🥰) I just wana say yall r retards for owning pets like "wow it loves me and plays w me" ya bro except u @ work like?? Doubt u rlly gaf💅

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Fuck saying fuck shit, it's getting old guys I'm tired of the negativity man srsly fuck yall

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Drake is the goat because unlike Biggie and Pac he didn't get killed (like a little bitch)

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Yeah, um, this? This is fucking bullshit. #illiterate

[Financial Expert @MergixFinancial]

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[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Fuck Mergix Financial. These people suck dicks. Plain and simple. And I'm a nice enough guy, I'm cool guy, I'm a regular salt-of-the-earth, A-1, reliable-ass kinda guy. But when I deal with incompetent godless dipshits like the "people" at @MergixFinancial ... It's poop time!!!!

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

This account fell off ngl

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Whichever one of you bitch ass hoes ain't fucking liking every goddamn one of these tweets you can go suck a fuck piece of shit!!

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Ok guys, real mature, now enough of the cum tweets...

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Cum is in my hair

[Muckery @MuckeryGrapes]

Cum is in the air