Puddle of Pizza

📽️Text Commentary YouTuber of 9 Years
⚡️Compiler of the Mainstream Rock Charts
🎸Certified Puddle Of Mudd Enjoyer

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Special thanks to everyone who's joined me on this incredible journey over the years.

'Puddle of Pizza' has changed my life in so many ways and I'll always appreciate the amazing things you guys did to keep me going for so long.

None of this would've been possible without you

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Aight we're just making shit up now.

And somehow Augie still thinks I'M the one who wants the Nick bridge burned lmfao

[windy fox @windyfox475791]

Nicholas Deorio has unfollowed AugieRFC on twitter

Is this because of behind the scenes drama? 👀

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

@UnwellMiguel The idea of suing lolcows just sounds fucking retarded to me.

IDubbbz has no power to damage anyone's reputation other than his own, So trying to bankrupt him is not even just overkill.

It's the equivalent of bullying a mental patient lmao

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

I don't usually repost my older videos on here but this one now appears more relevant than ever.

My takes on Ethan 5 to 6 years ago aged like a fine wine 👌

https://t.co/HHKQySx8Ab

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Just want to say for the record that I never changed my opinion on Ethan Klein.

To me it looked like people made him a martyr because he got booted from Hasan's orbit, Without actually doing anything to earn that status.

I don't think he actually changed much at all.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

That all being said... The twitch pol rejects are still fucking losers and are just butthurt that commentary, Rather the entire internet zeitgeist in general doesn't cater to them anymore.

So they attack Ethan, Nick and anyone else milking Hasan & IDubbbz for all they're worth.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Remembering the time when Tommy C asked me to reach out to Matt Pitt for a potential Hunter Avallone stream

...And I never got the chance lol

Though from what I remember his dms weren't open, And didn't know where else to contact him. (Wasn't in the SFTP discord then either)

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

And obviously some of these haven't aged that well, But overall you can clearly tell that the overall message, And principles I carried remained consistent until the very end.

And y'know what? I think that's pretty commendable.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

I wasn't sure if these were going to be released or not, But seeing as I'm currently one foot out the door in regards to this "internet influencer" thing, I might as well release the scripts for EVERY video that never saw the light of day.

https://t.co/hWIXQJ8YUN

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

It's my final gift to everybody that's supported me through all of the trials and tribulations, Who waited patiently for these ideas to one day finally be brought to life... Only for those expectations to be completely shattered by my perfectionist tendencies lol

But I did try.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

@ZipZappity That soundtrack, Including the unused "Broken" by Sins Of A Divine Mother is part of what got me into Nu-Metal.

It's a really cool time capsule of an era that was shortlived.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

@UnwellMiguel You just know that he couldn't wait to brag to his "haters" about finding success after the switch.

I'll let him have this one though. Dude went through a fucking nightmare and somehow came out on the other side ok.

Better outcome than Vaush or Xanderhal.

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

@Bowblax What the fuck am I reading lmao

He means it in the sense that they're propping you up just to get an own but will stop after you're no longer useful.

Same thing is happening with JAR too.

Where do you get rape from that?

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Ngl, For a while I used to think this video sucked cause a bunch of people told me "there was no reason to make it"

But having watched it back now I don't think I could've been more spot on with my take.

Should've just went with my gut instead of capitulating. But oh well...

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

@tommycsftp Last year some jackass got outed for trying to do the same shit to me.

So I really don't give a fuck if what they did meets the actual definition or not, As the intent was to gather someone's personal information for malicious purposes.

Either or it's still bad.

[Tommy C @tommycsftp]

Before it was cool

[Puddle of Pizza @MuddleOf]

Augie's on the verge of self implosion and it's his own damn fault.

All he had to do was grow a fucking spine and tell these people trying to burn the bridge between him and Nick to eat shit but somehow that was too difficult.

Hate to say it but I literally called this lol