MuddyPugJeeper(Jen)

Jeep Wheeling, Pug Squeezing, and Squirrel Snuggling,Southern Bell..I ain't no redneck

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

Probably a good thing tbat I never had children...at least in my Daddy's wallet. He is addicted to AMAZON! Woke up this morning to find he had ordered several lbs of black walnuts..he found shagnut hickories for sale Nd orderef those.. i walk into livingroom and find a new cage!

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

@SDMel Can you see it now?

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Please tell me I am not the only one that sees Mr and Mrs Groot getting it on in the background...please.. can I 5150 myself?

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@Dizztopic Why are they so damn cold too? Like snotty cold snot pillows

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

Wanna know what feels absolutely gross and disgusting...having a slug decide to travel up your naked foot.. I feel violated and dirty now

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

WOWZERS! That was the fastest transaction to purchase of a new vehicle I habe ever witnessed..Basically pulled up to dealership, they had the Tundra already pulled..he signed a couple of forms and we were out in under an hour..no fuss no muss! I dont feel assaulted either

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@PantsAreOff Depends...are they super hero underroos?

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@BeyondTheRain_ Beautiful colors

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

Waiting on the paramedics and It has nothing to do with me..yay...but seriously...my mom fell on her butt shdn she was trying to stand up from the computer chair..it rolled back and she just sat on the floor.. now she cant get up so we need assistance helping her up

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@JulieAnne2172 It is a purdy color..winder what woukd happen if I had to use it to shock/start my heart?

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

Something fat and juicey is in the zapper...sounds like rapid fire..i think its ashes now

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

This makes me ao sad...He was one of my favorite Celeb Chefs..I loved his show No Reservations https://t.co/NLje8TikL5

[TMZ @TMZ]

Anthony Bourdain Hanged Himself with Bath Robe Belt https://t.co/yJxWLJKTIC

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@bajarosie @palmerwilliamj Is that the same as a "hooorra"

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

I had to give my Daddy a Gold Star today..Poor guy has been running interference between Mom and I. Tonight he begged her to stop asking me to get up and get her stuff. I just sat down with my dinner and she asked me for sinething to drink..this is after i asked her 6 x's before

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@hpdcmc Have seen that kind of ad here as well...women selling positive preg tests to prank or trap a man..sick

[MuddyPugJeeper(Jen) @MuddyPugJeeper]

Opinion on the swollen and bright red legs..cellulitus, most likely caused by the edema..its painful today, like a suburn..I'll go to ER if worse in morning..may just need antbx
Opinion on the neck.Spasm in the Trapesus which is spasming ny neck...I can p/u musvle relaxers in Am

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@JohnR9740 I need so.ething...its not much better this morning...it feels like everything is in spasm from middle upper back to just under the base of my skull..im alternating heat and ice but the muscles wont relax at all..i may have to go into waxahachie but i cant drive like this

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Today was interesting...I fell asleep sitting in the side of the tub cuz I was sick most of the night...when I woke up, I cant turn my head or look downward...its like my neck is locked..It didnt hurt this bad when that drunken IDIOT pmowed into the side of the Jeep...yowzers

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6:00 AM..Baxter wants to go out, and Daddy is up and moving apund all ready...I forget that he is an over-planner like me and he asks me what I want for dinner? I said..It"s barely 6AM. I am grilling sone Texas sized pork chops toght and he already set everything down..SMH..LOL

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https://t.co/6lEtnHut4j
What could possibly better than 1 squirrel???

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@kclick71 No worries about that...they are suprisingly fast when tbey want to be...and great diggers...tbis guy was squeaking up a storm while he dug for whatever he was looking for...the noise was adorable

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Oh my goodness!!! I hear this soft squeaking kind of noise, and then I hear something in the leaves under my bathroom window, so I use tge flashlight app and see this little guy rooting around in the yard..I think I will name him Grover..he is a noisy little guy