Mudit Tewari

Filmmaker. Writer. Creative.

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

#खंबा #शराबी_सरकार

[NDTV @ndtv]

She Made Rs 10 Crore Sharing Her Life Online, Then Hired Her Husband
https://t.co/X9davh5anF

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@Pepperfry I have got the refund.

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@Pepperfry, der r bad vendors, der r horrible vendors, der r absolutely conniving fuck all vendors, n der is you.
Order no.308688895
No.of days since order placed, 18 n counting
No.of times I have been promised delivery in the next 48-72 hrs. Half a dozen.
Happy fuckniture to u.

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

When life gives you lemons, mummifiy them.

#NimbuForeva #MehengaayiDaayan #SayNoToLemonades #ThursdayThoughts

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

"Tika Utsav"
Tika dena tha, Utsav tika diya.

https://t.co/gujOT1YHel

#TheJokeIsOnUs
#LowOnVaccines
#LowOnTestingKits
#HighOnAHorse
#TikaUtsav
#Remdesivir

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

What's a 5-letter word that was up everyone's sleeve in its youth, and has grown old to become a Pun?

TRUMP.

#Whattajoke

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@taapsee @KanganaTeam par isse bhaari vyang maine aaj tak nahi suna. 😁

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

From @realDonaldTrump to @realDenialTrump in 13 days.

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

Dhaniya nahi dhaan bone ka.

[Abhilash Thapliyal @abhilashthapli]

@madversity धनिया बोने का काम है इनका। 😂

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

Vedic Mathematics ka nanga naach.

[Hussain Haidry @hussainhaidry]

GDP falls by 23%

2+3 = 5
2x3 = 6

Size of Chest = 56"

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

"I am Sorry Babu" ki apaar safalta ke baad, Indian Media aapke hosh udaane ke liye laaya hai, ek aur DIL DEHLA DENE WAALI SANSANI..
"Rhea Chakraborty ne Shawarma order kiya, Healthy Hummus se."

#WitchHuntGoesBonkers
#KyaHummusKhaakeKiRheaNeSaajish
#KyaXiJinpingRheaKaSagaMausaHai

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

#TodFod
#TheMigratoryBirdsOfIndia

https://t.co/a6lbIi2lG0

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@RajatSharmaLive @narendramodi Chu#$*&

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

And the Donkey brays again.
Huh!

#DontMakeItNationalBigotryDayPlz
#StupidIsAsStupidDoes

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

Dear Hindus,

Most important lesson is that control of State power by Hindus is absolutely essential for sustenance of Dharma

When we didn’t control State, we lost our temple. When we regained, we rebuilt

The 282 in 2014 & 303 in 2019 to Sri @narendramodi made today possible!

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

My Ram is all Humility, zero Pride.
What's your Ram like?
https://t.co/hjMEP3RoS3

#राम_मंदिर_शिलान्यास
#CholaMaatiKeRam
#SabkoSanmatiDeBhagwan

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

Prime Time ka Deadpool. 🙌

#RavishKuMarli
#DeconstructingNewsChannels
#SarcasmToThePowerOf56inches
#ThursdayThoughts

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@FarhanNomani Haha..

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

@anandmahindra "Pehle mere daant bahut fishy the! Phir mere dost Joe ne mujhe human teeth ke faaydon ke baare mein bataaya. Ab main bhi US Presidential race mein taer raha hoon."

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

Palestine joins Pluto and Patience.
They all CEASE TO BE what they once were.

A planet, an essential value, and a country.

#RIPPalestine

P.S.
Look up Palestine on Apple/Google maps, and experience the thrill, first hand.

Here is my emoji on #WorldEmojiDay 😶

[Mudit Tewari @MudTew]

Golden opportunity to make it to this list.
Just tweet the most misogynistic, communal, racial, sexist, conspiratorial remark ever, and say that your account was hacked.

Oh! Wait..
DON'T YOU DO THAT ANYWAY..?..

Forget I ever made that proposal.

Maybe my account is hacked too