Kristopher

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I am not gay I have just been experimenting with men and only men for my whole adult life

[Kristopher @Muelr]

"I don't think I have an attention span for real life anymore." -- Jules / #EUPHORIA [Happy Monday.]

[Kristopher @Muelr]

🪦 I chose "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" in the #imdb #poll: Most Anticipated Sequel of 2024 - https://t.co/sFFUEXjK8I [via @IMDb]

[Kristopher @Muelr]

😃 “Mattel Adventure Park to open in KC area in 2026, complete with #HotWheels roller coasters and #Barbie Beach House” https://t.co/2SFwQk4Xjw [via @kmbc]

[Kristopher @Muelr]

“21 Gaping Plot Holes in Beloved Movies” https://t.co/IooAT7kAdS [via @cracked @Manna_Festo]

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Explained! “The myth of your phone’s airplane mode” … https://t.co/ApTmJJm9uN [via @qz]

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‘Beware: A cheese crisis looms’ 🧀🧀 https://t.co/lG6RcDXQVt [via @voxdotcom @BenjiSJones]

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🍿 ‘The 15 Best #A24 Movies to Stream Right Now on Max’ https://t.co/7GWaPFrxij [via @Collider @StreamOnMax]

[Kristopher @Muelr]

Relatable queen. “I feel that I spent my youth waiting to get hot, and now I’m already at the point where I’m like, ‘I missed it...’ Well, ugly doesn’t get better with age - you just get old and ugly.” — @trixiemattel @katya_zamo @wowpresentsplus #UNHhhh

[Kristopher @Muelr]

New small business idea: An #escaperoom replica of the high school library from 1985's #thebreakfastclub. Interested investors, please apply at your earliest convenience.

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2025?!?!?! ‘And Just Like That…’ Season 3 Set For Premiere In 2025 | https://t.co/s6p57p7ovz [via @Deadline]

[Kristopher @Muelr]

.@GraceRandolph You’ve clearly never lived in the midwest before… Kansas can go from 0 to 60º in as many seconds as it took to read this tweet. ❄️ lol

[Grace Randolph @GraceRandolph]

What the heck?!
From 25 to 60 degrees in a little over a week?!

[rat facts, PhD 🐀 @shwauby]

Oh to be two rats with intertwined tails pondering the unknown

[Kristopher @Muelr]

I have at least a dozen to add to my #watchlist - that’s for sure … ‘The 40 best crime movies of all time’ | https://t.co/I2pvguBYUi vi[a @EW]

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My GOD, Margot Robbie is so gorgeous. Goes without saying, but still. @goldenglobes #Barbie

[Kristopher @Muelr]

@Irving_A08 How do you become part of the Netflix Preview Club??? Some good acting, but I thought it was mid at best. I know what they were going for, but it didn’t really resonate with me like I’d hoped.

[Kristopher @Muelr]

@OvoOnoETH @gagadaily Top 3? Yes. Top 2? No. But still AMAZE-BALLS.

[Kristopher @Muelr]

@Irving_A08 @bhop_23 This is exactly why the status quo needs to change. Everyone deserves flowers every now and then. ):

[Kristopher @Muelr]

Dear 2024 — Let’s normalize men getting flowers for other men. It’s such a nice, simple gift appropriate for any occasion that should be enjoyed by all the sexes. 🌺 *steps down from soap box*

[Kristopher @Muelr]

@bhop_23 Oh no but whyyy? I’d gladly be the first to send you some 🌺.

[Kristopher @Muelr]

@hausofkasia @ladygaga 🙌