MUFCJS

Immune to Government 🐂💩
Sovereign Human Being Living in a Coded Reality.
Follow that once great football team everyone still can't stop talking about
❤️ Dogs

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

@liamgallagher You went down so easy like a glass of wine, my friend 🔴⚪⚫

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

May 22nd is the 142nd day of the Year.
Man United = 142 (reverse)
142 can be read as 14x2
14 Premier Leagues, 14 FA Cups 🔄🔄 #MakeMineADouble🏆🏆🔴⚪️⚫️

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

The previous two occasions the final has been on 22nd May, United have won it. 1999 and 2004.

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

With the 128th All Time top flight season already started.
The season will be 281 days from start to finish. King Henry VIII died 28/1. The last time Man Utd won the league was on 22nd April the date King Henry VIII was coronated 🤴🏆🔴⚪️⚫️ #21Loading

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

With 128 days left in the year, Manchester Utd's Bruno Fernandes #8 with 21 assists can win the PFA Player of the Year Award, 14 days before his birthday in a season where Utd can win their 14th EPL Title ending a 14 year wait.

[PFA @PFA]

The Top Six for the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

@Jimmywhippet8 Being subtle is not my strongest trait 😂😂

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Since the 2019 1st Leg Semi vs The Scousers I've hated, never forgiven and never got the Dembele hype. Personally think he's a greedy dog shit cunt and perplexed he's anywhere near a Ballon D'or.
You've 45 minutes to prove me wrong you massive bellend

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

This is why everyone hates your club

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Keir Stamer, Mick Jagger, Arsene Wenger, Jack Whitehall, Gunnersauras, Roman Kemp, Piers Morgan, Zohran Mamdani, Thierry Henry.

Your boys just took one hell of a beating.

[MADRID SPOT @MadridSpot]

A legacy stained with:

• As a player: caught doping twice.
• As Barcelona coach: managed a club that paid the referees’ committee vice president for years (Negreira case).
• As City coach: managed a club charged with 115 FFP breaches.

One of the most controversial legacies football has ever seen.

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Is Darren England going to go up with City for his winners medal? Hes been their best player. Absolute disgrace. Borat should be off twice #CheatingCuntsFinal

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Horrible cheating dirty unwashed cunts. The Scottish FA have robbed the league and football world of an all timer season just to literally hand it to the same team that win it every year. Shameful & disgraceful. Another nail in the coffin for the once beautiful game #SorryHearts

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

🎶You have the pace,
You have the power,
You're yet to have your finest hour....
Claudio!🎶

Today's the day, make yourself a hero.

Hearts, Hearts. Glorious Hearts

Good Luck #Jambos #HMFC 🏆🤞

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

The SPL's as bent as The Premier League #FuckVAR #CorruptAsFuck

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Come on The Jambos #jamtarts

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Coleen Rooney excels in this environment, she'd solve this in no time. Get her on the case, just don't use the Fax!

[indykaila News @indykaila]

BREAKING:

Real Madrid are thinking of setting a TRAP to find the "RAT" 🐀 in the dressing room according to reports.

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

😂😂😂

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Just like whenever Grand Theft Auto has been released, either in the same year or same season Utd have won the league.
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date: 19/11/26 👀.....🔴⚪️⚫️🏆🔙🔛🔝🔜

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Who would have thought that Arsenal fan Anne Hathaway was the key to their Champions League success 👀🎬

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

Up the fucking Toffees #FuckOffCity

[MUFCJS @MUFCJS]

I was saving myself for tomorrow's shenanigans against the Vermin but I may as well head to town to have 1 last night in the Ralph before the last day in the Ralph tomorrow afternoon, thanks to Newport #BOOM #LastDayAcca
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