Ryan Meli

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

So when it comes time to fix that refrigerator magnet or put together a little house of popsicle sticks, you don't want some cheap synthetic glue. You want pure mutilated horse paste.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Happy Birthday, My Sweet One.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Says the Buddha: “He who is in Continuous Hell never dies, Longevity is a big hardship in Continuous Hell.”

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Um, these kids today, they don’t even have summer jobs anymore. You know? When I was twelve years old, I was…life guard, waiter, book store/zoo keeper, exterminator, mall Santa.’

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

I could not ignore their withering glances. They looked at me the way real vampires look at Count Chocula.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

They say money is the root of evil.

How you know?

I seen what it do to people.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Once there was a way, to get back homeward. Once there was a way, to get back home, sleep, pretty darling, do not cry. And I will sing a lullaby. Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight, a long time.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when you’re not looking.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Turnin' nothin' into somethin' is God work, and you get nothin' without struggle and hard work.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

I grew up in a condition where I could have chosen to go either way, negatively or positively. So I kind of chose to go positive and that stayed with me through my life, always have to have a positive outlook on whatever situation there is.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

The chance which now seems lost may present itself at the last moment.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Where’s the justice? A reindeer runs over Grandma, he gets his own song. I run over one nativity scene and I have to change churches.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Kenny G will be releasing a CD fully comprised of Christmas songs. Happy birthday, Jesus - hope you like crap.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I know that I ain't got much time left. And they don't really wanna see the good in me, ain't satisfied until they see the fool in me.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

What's all this talk that I got bought?
I'd rather outline my body in white chalk.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

Look. Is getting groomed like a cat by your ex, weird? Yup. Is it illegal? I wish.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

They say money is the root of evil.

How you know?

I seen what it do to people.

[Ryan Meli @MUFCKing]

They ain't gonna tell you they love you.
They'd rather try to strip away all your accolades. And they don't really give a fuck what we have to say. And got the nerve to say "Why do we act this way"? Yeah.