Muffin Tops FC

Official Account for Muffin Tops FC, The best 6-a-side team in the Midlands. 3 JHus 💯💉🔪#UpTheMuff

[Muffin Tops FC @MuffinTopsFc]

Not sure what to do with this account now, pointless. Tweeting for wins, which is every week, so tweeting is pointless. 12 games in and we’ve won the league. As you were MT x

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@Ali_Murrray With a great save. 5-1 up at this point.

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Our skipper with some great views. #ShutUpChiz

[Harry Chafer @harry_chafer]

Piers now getting triggered at a company exploiting an obvious in-demand gap in the market, does he say things just to be controversial?

[Frances Rogers @frankirogers1]

Is my dad okay? So Leeds are 2-0 down and come back to win 3-2 and receive this video from my mum.. 😂🙈 #LUFC #MOT #ALAW

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14-1 the secretary scores

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13-1. Gaffa scores a worldie

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9-1

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9-0

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8-0 Absolute David Shinola

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7-0

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6-0

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5-0 ahahahhahaa

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4-0 we’re class

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@harry_chaferr My Muff and your top

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This is the level of teams we play against. No wonder we win everyweek 😂😂 Its like they’ve had all their stats pulled down on fifa. #SlotMachine

[Muffin Tops FC @MuffinTopsFc]

We have just been approached by Jose Mourinho’s agent for an immediate takeover. We have kindly turned down the offer, as in our eyes we have the ‘Greatest Gaffer To Ever Live’. We have stated that we ‘Laughed at the offer’ and told him ‘To jog on you special Twat’ #InABWeTrust

[Muffin Tops FC @MuffinTopsFc]

BREAKING NEWS | Special Night for Muffin Tops FC as manager @AlfieBloomer has picked up Coach Of the Year at #SPOTY18 . His mastermind and tactical geniusness before each game as early himself the prestigious award. #UpTheMuff

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What? He looks like Hagrid on sniff. Every time he breathes it’s like Tornado. Pussy

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

BBC Sports Personality of the Year contender:

⚽ @HKane ⚽

#SPOTY

[Muffin Tops FC @MuffinTopsFc]

Full time 6-6. In all fairness the boys were still smashed from last night. Shame the refs are still shite. Off to go key his car.

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Aaaaaannnnd we conceded. 6-6. More ups and downs in this game than Taylor Swifts Relationships