Dyler Turden

until they turn blue

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

Under the sea 🎶 🦀
Each little snail here
Know how to rail here
Under the sea 🎶🍤🍤

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and scientists don't know why https://t.co/ADL4MvgsVi

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

A little late night horror never killed nobody.

[pari ᢉ𐭩 @comfypari]

after i piss i gotta squeeze the rest of my piss out my cock like it’s toothpaste

[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing

[scar @imfat]

if we all quit our jobs at the exact same time what they gonna do

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

good morning to mexicans only

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Get in loser, we're bringing Aegon, the Usurper, to Queen Rhaenyra! #hotd

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

Giggity giggity.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing about me, I’m going to mute a group message.. almost immediately.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I feel like crocs should be like $10

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

HAPPY 4th to everyone but trump!

[chels @gremlingardener]

keeping the tradition alive, happy 4th!!!!

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

It’s so hot we just gotta die, it ain’t no way around it

[cow @cowincrisis]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SKY EXPLODING

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

Happy 4th. Make it go bang.

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Love your country, hate your government.

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

I know some good long ones

[Dyler Turden @MuggleButt]

Wanna go back roading?

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Sony not selling physical games is like us not selling physical viruses.

[yanna. @slimyan]

it ain’t never been that hot.